1
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[Growling]

2
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[Grunting]

3
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Eddie, you're dreaming.

4
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- Eddie?
- What?

5
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You're dreaming.

6
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- Oh. Good morning.
- Good morning.

7
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I'm sorry.

8
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[Purring]

9
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If this goes in,

10
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this is gonna be a great day.

11
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If this goes in
two out of three times,

12
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this is gonna be a great day.

13
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<i>[Shuffling Feet]</i>

14
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Whoa!
This is gonna be a great day.

15
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<i>A great day!</i>

16
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A... great day!

17
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So, what do you think?

18
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We'll finish
the first floor today, huh?

19
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I don't think so.
He's closing the project.

20
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- What's going on?
- I can't keep the project going.

21
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- I know you were counting on this.
- What do you mean?

22
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I lost my backing.
I gotta shut down.

23
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- The whole development?
- Yeah.

24
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<i>[Eddie]
I can bring this in for less.</i>

25
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- Eddie, I'm busted.
- I can make adjustments.

26
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I owe you money. I'll get it to you.
Let's at least...

27
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I'll call you tomorrow.
This is a great house.

28
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You know what you can make
on a house like this?

29
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This looks like a problem,
but we're fine.

30
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<i>No problem.</i>

31
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Delahaas says
this project is over, right?

32
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All this work
down the drain, right?

33
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You kidding?

34
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Look. This was gonna
be an incredible house:

35
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<i>A big, beautiful home
on the water.</i>

36
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<i>If this was my place,
I'd go into hock to finish it.</i>

37
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That's what
I'm gonna do!

38
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I'm gonna get a loan.
I'm gonna take this over.

39
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This isn't a problem.
It's an incredible opportunity!

40
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Turn around and look at what
I'm talking about. Look.

41
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Take the day off.
I gotta organize a few things.

42
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<i>This is a great day!</i>

43
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- Hi.
- Hi.

44
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Hello, Dad.
Happy birthday.

45
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Thank you.
Lola, you look beautiful.

46
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You guys gonna stay
the whole weekend?

47
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We all brought work.
Jake brought his entire office.

48
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<i>We're having the phone
glued to his face.</i>

49
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From New York to West Hampton,
I made one call.

50
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<i>It lasted from New York
to West Hampton.</i>

51
00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:11,965
I'm so glad
you brought your gun.

52
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You never know
who's gonna break in.

53
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<i>[Man] Why do we have
to drive to the country?</i>

54
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<i>Oscar!</i>

55
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I have a business
to run, you know.

56
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- It's my father's birthday.
- We could've seen him in the city.

57
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This is a family of lunatics.

58
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I like your outfit.
It's really weird.

59
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I got an "A" for this
in design class,

60
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but to me the
whole thing seems...

61
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- kinda conservative.
- No. Believe me, it's really weird.

62
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- Yeah? Thanks.
- Yeah.

63
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Tense up, everybody.
Uncle Oscar.

64
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Look at this.
Mud. Mud!

65
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$1,100 shoes, and
they leave mud around.

66
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I know the girls aren't here,
but I can't wait.

67
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I'm gonna make a toast.
Here's to you, Morris.

68
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<i>- Know why I like your birthday?
- Gives you a chance to talk.</i>

69
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He's always
giving me shots, this guy.

70
00:05:05,634 --> 00:05:07,693
Let's go around the table.

71
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Why is Grandpa's
birthday so special?

72
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<i>- Betsy first.
- Well...</i>

73
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It brings our family together,
and families are what count.

74
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Listen to him.
I had to drag him here.

75
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He said he had work.

76
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Probably had to work the skirt off
some bleached blonde.

77
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Has he ever done that?

78
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Four of them, that I know of.

79
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- You never told me.
- He's not worth complaining about.

80
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I'm getting even.

81
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Every time he tells me
about a parcel of real estate,

82
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I buy it under another name,
and then I sell it to him.

83
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He thinks he's dealing
with a stranger. It's me.

84
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I never knew you
were having problems.

85
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I just remember that someday
I'll have a nice nest egg.

86
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I can take a walk,
and he can go fuck himself.

87
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Then I feel much better!

88
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Come on,

89
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you're not telling me anything.

90
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<i>[Oscar]
Tell me your news.</i>

91
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Betsy?

92
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Well, I sort of have some news.

93
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Jake and I are getting married.

94
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Oh, my God.

95
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My God!

96
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See? You don't find
things out unless you ask.

97
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I am so happy for you.

98
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- I knew you were going to say that.
- Really?

99
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My little sister married.

100
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Mazel tov! I knew it.

101
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You're getting married, and
I can't find a guy to play cards.

102
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I hate you!

103
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I'm gonna make the first gift.

104
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<i>It's a hard world.
Values have changed.</i>

105
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What's the hardest thing
for a young couple to find today?

106
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A good rental.

107
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I'm giving you an apartment
in one of my buildings...

108
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<i>at a very reasonable price.</i>

109
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That's very generous.
That's so nice.

110
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<i>[Oscar] See? I'm tough,
but I love my family.</i>

111
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This is so great.
This is so great!

112
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- Are you all right? Are you in shock?
- No!

113
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You're gonna have
a fantastic wedding.

114
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Wait a minute.

115
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- What do you mean by fantastic?
- Wonderful.

116
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- But not big and expensive?
- Gee, no.

117
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When I say fantastic,
I mean cheap and ugly.

118
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You're our first daughter
getting married!

119
00:07:30,913 --> 00:07:35,145
But Jake and I were thinking
of something really small.

120
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<i>Maybe a few friends and family.</i>

121
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<i>[Jake]
We'd like to acknowledge...</i>

122
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- the different ethnic strains.
- Some Jewish food from Mom's side,

123
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<i>some Italian wine
from your side.</i>

124
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Anything you want, you've got.

125
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There are wonderful things
from the Jewish ceremony.

126
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Jake could step on the glass.

127
00:07:54,706 --> 00:07:57,266
They could carry you on chairs
like Grandma and me.

128
00:07:57,342 --> 00:07:59,276
They nearly dropped her.

129
00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:05,783
[Chuckle]

130
00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:11,445
- What do you think?
- He's a good kid. I like him.

131
00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,992
I didn't know what
you were thinking.

132
00:08:14,059 --> 00:08:15,925
You went into a trance.

133
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,590
- I was excited.
- It looked like a trance.

134
00:08:20,699 --> 00:08:23,760
Did you see the look
on Connie's face?

135
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,203
This is kinda tough for her.

136
00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,935
I don't know why
she can't find somebody.

137
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,739
- She's such an attractive woman.
- She's beautiful!

138
00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:35,248
Has it anything to do with
the fact she carries a gun?

139
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It can really slow a guy down.

140
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,084
- So, listen.
- What?

141
00:08:43,157 --> 00:08:46,491
We have a wedding coming up now.

142
00:08:46,562 --> 00:08:50,054
We better not start
any new business deals.

143
00:08:50,132 --> 00:08:52,100
What do you mean, new?

144
00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:54,635
New. No new deals.

145
00:08:54,704 --> 00:08:58,867
I just got a loan
on that house I'm building.

146
00:08:58,941 --> 00:09:02,639
I know, but maybe
we're overextending ourselves.

147
00:09:02,712 --> 00:09:06,046
- Get some advice from Oscar.
- Don't talk about Oscar.

148
00:09:06,116 --> 00:09:09,016
I can't do this
if I'm thinking of Oscar.

149
00:09:09,085 --> 00:09:11,646
I'm afraid we're
gonna get caught...

150
00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:14,953
in too many projects
at one time.

151
00:09:15,025 --> 00:09:18,052
We have to concentrate
on one thing at a time.

152
00:09:18,129 --> 00:09:20,756
I'm trying to.

153
00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:29,332
<i>[Eddie]
I want you to meet Jake’s parents.</i>

154
00:09:29,407 --> 00:09:31,773
Let me introduce you
to my family.

155
00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:35,803
- My sister, Angelica.
- Hello, I'm Nancy.

156
00:09:35,881 --> 00:09:38,075
This is my mother, Rose.

157
00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:40,778
Hello.
May we call you Rose?

158
00:09:40,853 --> 00:09:43,686
What else are you gonna call me?

159
00:09:44,824 --> 00:09:47,726
- Please call us Nancy and Henry.
- Sure.

160
00:09:47,794 --> 00:09:49,761
Sit down.
You look half dead.

161
00:09:49,829 --> 00:09:52,390
You want to sit
over here on my left?

162
00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:55,494
We would have
been here sooner,

163
00:09:55,569 --> 00:09:58,970
but Henry insisted on walking
to save cab fare.

164
00:09:59,039 --> 00:10:03,101
You can walk
and save yourself a heart attack.

165
00:10:03,177 --> 00:10:05,771
Henry has this thing
about self-discipline.

166
00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:08,907
Every time I go to his office,
he's lifting weights.

167
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,042
Eddie, just a little.

168
00:10:11,119 --> 00:10:13,714
Please!
So I die ten minutes earlier.

169
00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:16,519
I ain't got much
on my schedule.

170
00:10:16,592 --> 00:10:18,684
Here's to Betsy and Jake.

171
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,752
Go get 'em, kids.

172
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,059
- Salut'.
- Salut'.

173
00:10:23,132 --> 00:10:25,294
I'd like to make a toast
to the parents.

174
00:10:25,368 --> 00:10:28,825
This was a sudden announcement,
and you're taking it well.

175
00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:31,999
<i>- [Angelica] Cent'anni.
- Is that...</i>

176
00:10:32,075 --> 00:10:34,600
<i>- 100 years.
- 100 years. Cinzani?</i>

177
00:10:34,678 --> 00:10:37,409
- No, Cinzano is a wine.
- I'm sorry.

178
00:10:37,481 --> 00:10:39,675
Your boyfriend, what does he do?

179
00:10:39,749 --> 00:10:42,913
He's in business with his father,
investment banking.

180
00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:45,581
Oh. Hmm. What is that?

181
00:10:45,656 --> 00:10:47,954
They buy companies and sell them.

182
00:10:48,025 --> 00:10:50,550
- They buy companies?
- Mm-hmm.

183
00:10:50,628 --> 00:10:52,563
- Companies?
- Yeah.

184
00:10:52,631 --> 00:10:54,360
Not bad.

185
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,367
When a deal goes your way,

186
00:10:56,435 --> 00:10:58,767
there's nothing
like it in the world.

187
00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:01,863
- Well, you know better than I do.
- Oh, no.

188
00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:05,775
I just made a fantastic deal
to take over a house.

189
00:11:05,845 --> 00:11:08,210
I tell you. I'm in heaven!

190
00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,512
- I love the feeling.
- Great. Good for you, Ed.

191
00:11:11,584 --> 00:11:13,882
What does he lift
at the office, couches?

192
00:11:13,953 --> 00:11:14,885
Shh.

193
00:11:14,954 --> 00:11:17,923
Tell me, what is it
that made you...

194
00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:20,892
decide to become
a policewoman?

195
00:11:20,961 --> 00:11:22,895
I don't know.

196
00:11:22,963 --> 00:11:25,193
I'm interested
in law enforcement.

197
00:11:25,265 --> 00:11:28,428
I want to work my way up
in the department.

198
00:11:28,502 --> 00:11:30,436
I'll tell you the truth.

199
00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:33,235
I just love arresting people.

200
00:11:33,308 --> 00:11:37,108
- You do?
- God! Yeah.

201
00:11:37,178 --> 00:11:39,612
You push these guys
over the hood of a car,

202
00:11:39,681 --> 00:11:42,479
kick their legs apart,
read 'em their rights;

203
00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:45,452
I'm high for the rest of the day.

204
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:47,511
Fabulous.

205
00:11:47,589 --> 00:11:50,286
They're bailing out
the Savings and Loans,

206
00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:52,293
but not poor people.

207
00:11:52,361 --> 00:11:55,058
They have to set some priorities.

208
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,100
The first priority
is the kid with no food.

209
00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:00,659
Down at the bottom of the list...

210
00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:03,467
is some guy who owns Texas.

211
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,634
I think we should...

212
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:08,803
take the money that's
laying in the bank accounts...

213
00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:11,576
and use that
to put people to work.

214
00:12:11,649 --> 00:12:14,550
Then give the depositors
a share of the earnings.

215
00:12:14,619 --> 00:12:16,780
I think that would work great!

216
00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:20,483
- Don't you?
- Ah, um...

217
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,624
I got an idea.

218
00:12:24,696 --> 00:12:28,029
Why don't we go to Ferrara's
and get some cannoli?

219
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,297
No-No-No. I have a wonderful bottle
of brandy at home.

220
00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:34,534
Let's go to our place
and toast the kids.

221
00:12:34,607 --> 00:12:35,699
Let's do that!

222
00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:44,208
[Eddie]
They got some house!

223
00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:46,549
- Go easy on the bragging.
- All right.

224
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:50,055
You should lighten up
on redistributing their wealth.

225
00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:52,058
Fix your tie.

226
00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:54,026
This is a Bougeraux,

227
00:12:54,094 --> 00:12:56,824
<i>A Young Girl Defends Herself
Against Love.</i>

228
00:12:56,897 --> 00:12:58,990
So French, don't you think?
[Chuckle]

229
00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:02,525
The house was built in 1912,

230
00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:06,835
and it was destroyed
by fire in 1929.

231
00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:11,675
You have such a beautiful home.
Isn't it beautiful?

232
00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:14,944
Even my public library
don't look this good.

233
00:13:15,017 --> 00:13:18,383
Whoa! That must be
a bitch to clean.

234
00:13:18,453 --> 00:13:20,979
I didn't do anything!

235
00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:23,457
Henry's just a little competitive.

236
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:26,723
He knows exactly
how many repetitions...

237
00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:29,458
every one of
his vice presidents can do.

238
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,467
He's got the numbers taped here.

239
00:13:31,535 --> 00:13:36,371
- Want to give it a go?
- Yeah, thank you.

240
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,704
Want me to take
a little weight off?

241
00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,470
No, I'm fine.

242
00:13:40,544 --> 00:13:43,639
I think Jake’s father is gonna
offer to pay for the wedding.

243
00:13:43,715 --> 00:13:46,149
- He hinted at that.
- Pay for what?

244
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:49,050
- You're just having
something small at home.
- I know.

245
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,884
Don't forget to breathe.

246
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,653
- What did you say?
- Don't forget to breathe.

247
00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:57,217
Oh, no. I was breathing.

248
00:13:59,031 --> 00:14:01,795
That's great to have in the house.

249
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:05,565
<i>A wedding in a living room
is a lovely idea.</i>

250
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:10,133
It's warm, friendly,
and so on and so forth.

251
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:12,144
But let's face it.

252
00:14:12,212 --> 00:14:16,410
The good Lord has been
kind to Nancy and me.

253
00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:20,386
I've taken the liberty of
calling the Plaza hotel.

254
00:14:20,454 --> 00:14:23,787
With your permission,
I'm gonna give these kids...

255
00:14:23,858 --> 00:14:26,383
<i>a glorious wedding...</i>

256
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:30,294
- in a beautiful banquet room.
- Oh, bravo!

257
00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:33,698
<i>[Angelica]
My God, that's great.</i>

258
00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:35,430
<i>[Eddie]
I'm touched.</i>

259
00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:38,496
Really. That's a wonderful offer.

260
00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:41,407
Lola and I've been lucky lately.

261
00:14:41,476 --> 00:14:44,037
We're actually gonna
throw these kids...

262
00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:46,706
the grandest little
wedding anybody's seen.

263
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:50,048
I know. It's just
we have these friends...

264
00:14:50,119 --> 00:14:53,748
that'd be insulted
if we didn't invite them.

265
00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:57,088
We've got this
gigantic family, too.

266
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,253
I'm gonna get a catering hall.

267
00:14:59,329 --> 00:15:01,321
I'll tell you what.

268
00:15:01,398 --> 00:15:03,992
I'll get the Grand Ballroom
with that dance band.

269
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:07,595
No! I'm gonna get them a tent!

270
00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:10,003
This was supposed
to be a tiny wedding.

271
00:15:10,074 --> 00:15:12,566
- We've got all these people.
- And we've got people.

272
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,805
I'm gonna put a big tent...

273
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:18,076
<i>by this estate I'm building, ;
and we'll have music, dancing...</i>

274
00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:20,709
guys in white jackets,
the whole thing!

275
00:15:20,785 --> 00:15:23,084
Henry, I appreciate your offer,

276
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:26,920
but this is a pleasure
we've been waiting for.

277
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,290
<i>Right?</i>

278
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,990
It just means too much to us.

279
00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:35,593
You were like a couple of bulls,

280
00:15:35,663 --> 00:15:38,290
those mooses, locking horns.

281
00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:40,994
It kept escalating,
like the arms race.

282
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:43,002
Why didn't you stop?

283
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,266
Didn't you feel me
squeeze your arm?

284
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:49,070
- I thought you were excited.
- I was having a heart attack.

285
00:15:49,143 --> 00:15:52,545
It went from a few people
at home to a three-ring circus.

286
00:15:52,614 --> 00:15:55,105
- We can't pay for this.
- Sure, we can.

287
00:15:55,183 --> 00:15:57,777
We're in debt for that house,

288
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,754
no money coming in
except for the nursery.

289
00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:03,690
- You have to call Oscar.
- No, I don't.

290
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,193
What are you saying
"you don't" for?

291
00:16:06,261 --> 00:16:08,890
<i>[Eddie] I made this deal
to build this house on spec.</i>

292
00:16:08,965 --> 00:16:11,627
It's an incredible deal, Oscar.

293
00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:14,603
It's gonna change
my whole life.

294
00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:17,037
That's wonderful.
Why did you...

295
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,041
cut it so short on top?

296
00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:22,078
You gave me a shiny bald spot
like I'm wearing a miner's hat.

297
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:25,707
Betsy's getting married and
I've got a wedding to pay for.

298
00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:27,648
You're in a squeeze.

299
00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:30,244
They want you on the site.
Georgie.

300
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,257
Georgie? Come.
We'll talk on the way.

301
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,725
Oscar, all I need is $30,000.

302
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,228
You're the only one
who can help me.

303
00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:41,562
By marriage,
you're my flesh and blood.

304
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,568
- Of course I'll help.
- That's great.

305
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,126
- What've you got for collateral?
- Collateral?

306
00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:47,137
Collateral.

307
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:51,302
Okay, I can cut you in on
the house I'm building.

308
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,039
This is good.

309
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,104
I'll give you a percentage of
what I make on the spec house.

310
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,584
- Good.
- I can give you 15%, 20%.

311
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:03,454
- This is possible. 20%, 30% is good.
- 20, 15, anything.

312
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,491
- 30%, whatever.
- Let's say 20%.

313
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,459
<i>[Oscar] 20%, but I have
to charge interest.</i>

314
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,792
Eddie, do me a favor.

315
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,424
Take a cab. I can't talk now.

316
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,628
- I have some... I'm busy.
- Oscar,

317
00:17:14,703 --> 00:17:18,536
wait till you see this house...
it's fantastic!

318
00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:21,667
Georgie, I'm so glad you're here.

319
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:25,144
- This project gonna be on time?
- Of course.

320
00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:27,148
Let me show you around.

321
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:29,411
This is my brother's boy,
Stevie Dee.

322
00:17:29,485 --> 00:17:31,920
<i>Stevie Dee, say hello.</i>

323
00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:34,513
<i>[Oscar] Nice lookin' boy.
Looks like you.</i>

324
00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:36,524
- How do you do?
- How do you do?

325
00:17:36,592 --> 00:17:38,823
He's a good boy.
Very polite.

326
00:17:38,895 --> 00:17:41,420
I'd like him to learn
the construction business.

327
00:17:41,498 --> 00:17:45,434
He's had a little experience
on a couple of bridges.

328
00:17:45,502 --> 00:17:47,402
He could be your assistant.

329
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:49,996
Give him a couple of grand a week
and he'll be happy.

330
00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:52,065
Wonderful!
I could use the help.

331
00:17:52,143 --> 00:17:55,601
- He's a good boy. You, don't fuck up.
- Absolutely not.

332
00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:59,480
You fuck up, and you're back
in the deli behind the counter.

333
00:18:01,386 --> 00:18:04,048
Come over here, you.

334
00:18:04,122 --> 00:18:06,352
Not you, him.

335
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:08,985
I'll wait here, Georgie.

336
00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:12,657
- Are you carrying a piece?
- It's okay. I got a license.

337
00:18:12,732 --> 00:18:14,858
Didn't your father
tell you nothing?

338
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:18,927
You wanna be like me,
you gotta be like a businessman.

339
00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:22,942
We do things
with pencils, erasers.

340
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:25,807
You understand what I'm saying?

341
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:29,076
Erasers.
Sure, I understand.

342
00:18:30,751 --> 00:18:33,448
<i>That's a nice looking boy, Georgie.</i>

343
00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:36,284
He's a good boy.
A little enthusiastic.

344
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:39,724
I got your check.
I appreciate your punctuality.

345
00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:41,989
There's more we could do together.

346
00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:44,122
- We oughta talk.
- We'll see.

347
00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:46,963
You make me proud, huh?

348
00:18:48,136 --> 00:18:51,368
See ya, Georgie.
Thanks for coming by.

349
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,976
[Oscar] I'm thinking of how
I could use your talents.

350
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:00,913
I don't want to waste you.

351
00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:04,783
My brother-in-law is building
a home on Long Island.

352
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:08,256
I have an interest.
You could watch over it.

353
00:19:08,325 --> 00:19:10,259
You know, check up on things.

354
00:19:10,327 --> 00:19:13,593
Wherever you want me
to go, I'm your man.

355
00:19:13,664 --> 00:19:15,790
You'll be sensational
on Long Island.

356
00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:18,529
Long Island
is your kind of place!

357
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:25,069
<i>- Eddie, it is beautiful!
- Didn't I tell you?</i>

358
00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:26,007
A great house.

359
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,705
It'll be a pleasure
to give you this check.

360
00:19:28,779 --> 00:19:31,647
Dad, what is this?
The living room?

361
00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:35,175
<i>- No, that's the kitchen.
- It's like a mansion.</i>

362
00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:39,884
<i>[Oscar] Use a cheaper grade
of wood. They'll never see it.</i>

363
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,291
How much are
the carpenters costing?

364
00:19:42,362 --> 00:19:45,660
Not much.
They've been with me.

365
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:49,532
- You pay health insurance?
- It's hard to get good guys.

366
00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:52,333
This project's gonna fail big.

367
00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:54,771
- You're a softie, a pussy.
- I'm not.

368
00:19:54,841 --> 00:19:57,834
<i>You gotta say,
"I'm the farmer, they're the cows."</i>

369
00:19:57,912 --> 00:19:59,607
<i>- Stevie Dee?
- Here.</i>

370
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,478
<i>[Oscar]
You're not gonna run wild.</i>

371
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,848
<i>Stevie Dee's gonna watch over.</i>

372
00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:08,754
- Be here 8 a.m. Report to me.
- Absolutely.

373
00:20:08,823 --> 00:20:12,987
- You, don't be a pussy!
- I'm not gonna be a pussy or a cow.

374
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:15,427
I'm gonna be a mean
son of a bitch!

375
00:20:15,497 --> 00:20:17,226
<i>I'm gonna be a real prick
just like you.</i>

376
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,996
I hope so!

377
00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:24,402
One crappy fish market isn't
going to hold up a major parcel.

378
00:20:24,472 --> 00:20:27,101
Tell him somebody else
is gonna buy it.

379
00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:30,145
I was observing the site
while you were talking.

380
00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:31,340
Good. You'll learn.

381
00:20:31,415 --> 00:20:35,441
I think Uncle Georgie
would be very interested.

382
00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,953
He does business in the millions.

383
00:20:38,021 --> 00:20:41,923
- Why would he be interested?
- I'd like to talk to him.

384
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:45,826
- It's extremely interesting.
- Whatever.

385
00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:48,456
<i>[Knocking]</i>

386
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,969
Excuse me.

387
00:20:56,774 --> 00:20:58,708
Everything all right?

388
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:02,372
I came as soon as
I got your message.

389
00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:05,679
I want to speak concerning
my nephew, Stevie Dee.

390
00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:08,549
He's doing great.
A wonderful young man.

391
00:21:08,621 --> 00:21:11,113
He wants to emulate me.

392
00:21:11,191 --> 00:21:14,182
He's thinking,
"What would Uncle Georgie do?"

393
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:16,889
What could I do?
He's my brother's boy.

394
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:18,328
Naturally.

395
00:21:18,398 --> 00:21:22,859
He sees your brother-in-law's
construction site.

396
00:21:22,937 --> 00:21:26,064
He says, "Uncle Georgie
could move some money here."

397
00:21:26,139 --> 00:21:28,665
He's trying to please me.
You understand?

398
00:21:28,743 --> 00:21:32,110
Sure, being your nephew
and everything.

399
00:21:32,179 --> 00:21:34,374
To me, I'm not that interested.

400
00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:37,679
But my brother's boy,
what the hell? Understand?

401
00:21:37,752 --> 00:21:41,450
<i>- So, therefore...
- Right.</i>

402
00:21:41,523 --> 00:21:44,117
Talk to your brother-in-law.

403
00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:45,989
Right.

404
00:21:46,061 --> 00:21:48,859
How should I phrase it?

405
00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:53,027
Like this.
"Stevie Dee likes your house."

406
00:21:53,102 --> 00:21:57,402
<i>- Stevie Dee likes my house, so what?
- What do you mean?</i>

407
00:21:57,473 --> 00:22:00,374
- You got a sale.
- I got a sale?

408
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:04,846
He wants to give you $300,000
on top of what it costs you.

409
00:22:04,914 --> 00:22:07,748
Where's a kid gonna get
that kind of money?

410
00:22:07,818 --> 00:22:11,049
He's got the backing of his uncle,
an associate of mine.

411
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,054
$300,000?

412
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,785
It's not just the house.
It could be the development.

413
00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:17,953
You realize what
this could mean for us?

414
00:22:18,029 --> 00:22:20,156
Shopping centers! Malls!

415
00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:22,756
Office buildings!
Complexes of buildings!

416
00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:25,530
<i>Eddie, if we have
these people behind us,</i>

417
00:22:25,603 --> 00:22:27,764
<i>we can really take off.</i>

418
00:22:27,839 --> 00:22:31,537
<i>These people have money.
We could make millions.</i>

419
00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:34,477
<i>We'll be moving all over;
the Northeast, Southwest!</i>

420
00:22:34,547 --> 00:22:36,606
<i>- I'm telling you!
- Oscar,</i>

421
00:22:36,682 --> 00:22:38,775
there's no end to what
we could accomplish.

422
00:22:38,851 --> 00:22:40,513
I'm in.

423
00:22:45,992 --> 00:22:47,653
Dad?

424
00:22:54,968 --> 00:22:58,837
- May I be of assistance?
- Is my dad here?

425
00:22:58,906 --> 00:23:01,602
No, I'm sorry,
not at the present time.

426
00:23:01,676 --> 00:23:04,474
Is there any way
in which I can help?

427
00:23:04,545 --> 00:23:06,979
<i>I'm Stevie Dee,
Mr. Henner's associate.</i>

428
00:23:07,048 --> 00:23:09,449
Hi. Tell him I came by...

429
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:12,681
with tapes of bands
for the wedding.

430
00:23:12,755 --> 00:23:15,383
By the way, I can
help you with that.

431
00:23:15,457 --> 00:23:18,585
I know several people
in the music business.

432
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:22,188
I guess if these don't work out,

433
00:23:22,265 --> 00:23:24,892
I'll be looking for other ideas.

434
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:27,402
I could take you
to hear some of these bands.

435
00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:30,736
It might help you
to hear them in person.

436
00:23:30,808 --> 00:23:34,106
Maybe.
I work very long hours.

437
00:23:34,177 --> 00:23:36,305
I'm a police officer.

438
00:23:37,748 --> 00:23:39,841
Police officer.

439
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,179
Yeah.

440
00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:44,653
Police officer?

441
00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,713
That's right.

442
00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:50,228
I have several friends
in the police force.

443
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:53,696
- What precinct?
- 14th. Midtown Manhattan.

444
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,199
I'm more familiar with Downtown.

445
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,796
It was a pleasure
to meet you, Miss hopper.

446
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,238
Nice meeting you.

447
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,911
Your sister's wedding
is a wonderful thing.

448
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,848
<i>I wish her all my best.</i>

449
00:24:13,357 --> 00:24:17,590
<i>- What's wrong with a tent?
- We can't afford a $ 7,000 tent.</i>

450
00:24:17,662 --> 00:24:20,358
We have to save money.
I'm doing the flowers.

451
00:24:20,432 --> 00:24:23,230
We got money coming soon.
Let's splurge.

452
00:24:23,301 --> 00:24:26,270
- How many daughters have we got?
- Two.

453
00:24:26,337 --> 00:24:28,499
How are we gonna make it
to the second one?

454
00:24:28,574 --> 00:24:29,438
Nobody likes her.

455
00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:33,274
Oscar and Gloria had a tent
for their anniversary.

456
00:24:33,345 --> 00:24:36,712
There have to be cheaper tents.
Ask Oscar, please.

457
00:24:36,782 --> 00:24:38,808
$7,000? Are you crazy?

458
00:24:38,885 --> 00:24:41,547
- I can get one for half that price.
- Where?

459
00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,953
Eddie, I'm a successful businessman.

460
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,492
I know a lot of people
who know people!

461
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,928
I can take care of it.
Let me get to work.

462
00:24:49,997 --> 00:24:53,523
Look, I want a nice, white tent,

463
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,762
not some circus tent.

464
00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:59,295
Relax. It's gonna be
a beautiful tent,

465
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,774
and a glorious, wonderful
wedding... trust me.

466
00:25:02,844 --> 00:25:04,937
Trust me!

467
00:25:06,682 --> 00:25:08,980
<i>- Trust me!
- All right. Okay.</i>

468
00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:13,017
[Argumentative
Chatter]

469
00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,885
- Dad, how many do you have?
- 85.

470
00:25:17,961 --> 00:25:20,225
- I knew it!
- No, wait, wait.

471
00:25:20,296 --> 00:25:23,322
You invite 'em,
but they won't all come.

472
00:25:23,399 --> 00:25:26,027
- Where should I put this?
- Over there.

473
00:25:26,102 --> 00:25:28,663
Ma, if we invite the DiNapolis,

474
00:25:28,739 --> 00:25:31,037
then we gotta ask all the cousins.

475
00:25:31,108 --> 00:25:33,940
<i>Maybe we should just
stick with the Cerrilos.</i>

476
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,343
You want to put out
the good glasses?

477
00:25:36,413 --> 00:25:38,643
We bought 'em in Moreno, Italy.

478
00:25:38,716 --> 00:25:40,742
Turns out they
were made in China.

479
00:25:40,819 --> 00:25:43,218
I could've gone to Mott Street,
the son of a bitch.

480
00:25:43,287 --> 00:25:45,221
Put this in the kitchen.

481
00:25:45,289 --> 00:25:48,384
I'll do that.
We need more chairs...

482
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,451
from in there.

483
00:25:50,529 --> 00:25:52,929
- I like that boy.
- Me, too.

484
00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:54,932
- Does he cook?
- Not too much.

485
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,801
You're lucky.
Let him take out the garbage.

486
00:25:58,871 --> 00:26:02,238
When your grandfather was alive,
remember, Angelica?

487
00:26:02,308 --> 00:26:04,799
I couldn't keep him
out of my kitchen.

488
00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:07,141
<i>He didn't know how to cook.</i>

489
00:26:07,213 --> 00:26:10,342
<i>He'd use every pot
to make one little thing.</i>

490
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,941
<i>The oregano!
He didn't know what he was doing!</i>

491
00:26:13,019 --> 00:26:17,753
She threw me out of the kitchen
because I was a better cook.

492
00:26:17,824 --> 00:26:19,224
<i>It drove her crazy.</i>

493
00:26:19,294 --> 00:26:22,524
She couldn't figure out why
my manicotti was so delicious.

494
00:26:22,596 --> 00:26:26,727
She'd pump me.
"Did you add oregano, nutmeg?"

495
00:26:26,801 --> 00:26:31,501
I wouldn't tell.
You know the secret?

496
00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:35,065
I used three different cheeses,
but which three?

497
00:26:36,412 --> 00:26:40,746
When I died, I took that
recipe to the grave.

498
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,808
What's the wedding gown like?
Did Betsy design it?

499
00:26:43,886 --> 00:26:46,184
- No.
- Thank God.

500
00:26:46,255 --> 00:26:49,248
Show Grandma the picture
of your wedding gown.

501
00:26:49,326 --> 00:26:52,260
Oh, you brought it.
Let me see it.

502
00:26:52,328 --> 00:26:54,388
This is what
Mom and I settled on...

503
00:26:54,464 --> 00:26:56,932
after a lot of negotiation:

504
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,401
Lace around the bodice
and a plunging back.

505
00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:02,632
That not only plunges,
it dive-bombs.

506
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,299
That's the part I like.

507
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:07,037
After the floor show,
what do we eat?

508
00:27:07,111 --> 00:27:10,445
We're working out the menu.
We haven't quite decided.

509
00:27:10,515 --> 00:27:12,812
- As long as there's no meat.
- No meat?

510
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:15,444
What are you talking about?

511
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,784
Jake and I don't want any meat.

512
00:27:17,856 --> 00:27:20,086
- No meat?
- They're vegetarian.

513
00:27:20,158 --> 00:27:23,958
These people are gonna
give you money. Give 'em food.

514
00:27:24,029 --> 00:27:26,122
Make sure your mother
doesn't cook it.

515
00:27:26,198 --> 00:27:28,224
I'm pretty sure
that's how I died.

516
00:27:28,301 --> 00:27:29,791
<i>[Eddie]
Hold it!</i>

517
00:27:29,869 --> 00:27:33,327
All you have to do
is show up, hold hands,

518
00:27:33,406 --> 00:27:35,704
and the priest will
pronounce you man and wife.

519
00:27:35,775 --> 00:27:37,937
Husband and wife.
Man and wife is sexist.

520
00:27:38,012 --> 00:27:42,277
- There won't be a priest.
- No meat, no priest.

521
00:27:42,348 --> 00:27:45,443
What did you say?
No priest?

522
00:27:45,519 --> 00:27:49,286
- We don't want to offend.
- Grandma, we hope you'll understand,

523
00:27:49,357 --> 00:27:51,415
but we don't want
to be hypocrites.

524
00:27:51,492 --> 00:27:55,088
What the hell kind of a wedding
is it without a priest?

525
00:27:55,163 --> 00:27:59,395
<i>We could ask our cousin,
Father Sal, to do the ceremony.</i>

526
00:27:59,467 --> 00:28:01,628
Would we have
to mention God?

527
00:28:01,703 --> 00:28:04,536
They teach them to say God
every ten seconds.

528
00:28:04,606 --> 00:28:07,633
Ma, don't get excited.

529
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:11,942
Where are you going to find
a priest who doesn't say God?

530
00:28:12,014 --> 00:28:15,506
Are you going
to step on the glass?

531
00:28:15,584 --> 00:28:18,679
- Does it have religious meaning?
- I don't think so.

532
00:28:18,755 --> 00:28:21,723
It's a wonderful moment
in a Jewish wedding.

533
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:25,159
The groom breaks the glass,
and everybody cheers.

534
00:28:25,228 --> 00:28:27,526
I've always pictured
you doing that.

535
00:28:27,597 --> 00:28:30,829
You gotta step on the glass.
Do it for Mom.

536
00:28:30,902 --> 00:28:33,392
What did you ever do
for your mom?

537
00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:36,531
He said, "Ma, kids
don't listen to their parents."

538
00:28:36,607 --> 00:28:39,634
You're getting it back.
See how it feels?

539
00:28:42,547 --> 00:28:45,244
Could we cover
her back with lace?

540
00:28:45,317 --> 00:28:47,444
You'll need a lot of lace.

541
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:50,044
I don't want to cover my back.

542
00:28:50,122 --> 00:28:52,215
They'll see plenty through the lace.

543
00:28:54,226 --> 00:28:58,857
This is so beautiful on you.
Isn't she beautiful?

544
00:29:00,033 --> 00:29:02,627
What's her thing about
covering up my back?

545
00:29:02,702 --> 00:29:05,671
This is a conventional dress.
I hate it!

546
00:29:05,739 --> 00:29:08,573
One thing makes it unique.
What's wrong with that?

547
00:29:09,543 --> 00:29:11,806
<i>What's the matter?</i>

548
00:29:11,878 --> 00:29:15,144
Nothing. It's stupid.

549
00:29:15,216 --> 00:29:17,844
<i>[Lola]
I'm not sure if this was...</i>

550
00:29:17,918 --> 00:29:21,445
the piece that I saw...
what happened?

551
00:29:21,522 --> 00:29:23,456
- What happened?
- Nothing.

552
00:29:23,524 --> 00:29:26,289
Nothing!
Just... go ahead.

553
00:29:33,034 --> 00:29:36,129
- Oh, yes! Beautiful.
- Mm. No.

554
00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:40,301
Then we put this
and we see how...

555
00:29:40,376 --> 00:29:45,609
That's beautiful!
Isn't she beautiful?

556
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,578
Oh, ah...

557
00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:00,364
how ya doin'?

558
00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:03,399
This whole wedding thing
is getting really stupid!

559
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,402
What's that?

560
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,337
<i>Your father sent a tape
of a band his cousin has.</i>

561
00:30:08,406 --> 00:30:10,704
<i>They do traditional
wedding stuff.</i>

562
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:13,938
Everybody has got this
emotional investment.

563
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:17,210
Connie took one look at me
in my wedding dress,

564
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,945
and starts crying
hysterically.

565
00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,078
You don't look
that bad.

566
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,621
Thanks!

567
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,625
It's getting to me.
We should sneak off.

568
00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:31,288
Great. There's no
water in the kitchen.

569
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:35,323
- Is there any in the bathroom?
- I can't get the super.

570
00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:38,998
I hate this place.
It's making me crazy!

571
00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:44,975
<i>% % % % [TV; "The Stripper"]</i>

572
00:30:45,046 --> 00:30:48,243
What's he doing?

573
00:30:49,818 --> 00:30:53,184
<i>[Jake] Seems like
a pretty sophisticated band.</i>

574
00:30:53,254 --> 00:30:57,589
No hands now.
Take that garter off!

575
00:30:57,659 --> 00:31:01,618
If he plays at our wedding, he goes
home with a sax up his ass.

576
00:31:03,966 --> 00:31:06,492
Why didn't you
tell me sooner?

577
00:31:06,569 --> 00:31:11,063
- I'd have had someone up there!
- We tell the super.

578
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:14,132
His hearing only responds
to $50 bills.

579
00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:15,541
I will not have
my niece and nephew...

580
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:18,047
living in conditions like that.

581
00:31:18,115 --> 00:31:20,173
Call me, and don't be shy!

582
00:31:34,794 --> 00:31:37,160
[Ringing]
Hello?

583
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,255
Hi.
Are you eating home tonight?

584
00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:42,391
Remember this fish market?

585
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:45,768
I have to take the
fish-market guy to dinner.

586
00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:49,070
He's trying to outmaneuver me.
I gotta romance him.

587
00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:50,905
Uh-huh.

588
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,468
I'm taking him to
this French restaurant.

589
00:31:53,547 --> 00:31:55,640
I hate it,
all that rich food.

590
00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:59,049
- Make a good deal.
- I will.

591
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,680
- Don't get screwed.
- Okay.

592
00:32:04,525 --> 00:32:06,254
Time for dinner!

593
00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:12,465
Oscar,

594
00:32:12,533 --> 00:32:15,367
we have to discuss
our relationship.

595
00:32:15,437 --> 00:32:19,431
I can't have an impersonal,
high-pressure day with you,

596
00:32:19,509 --> 00:32:23,239
then eat and make love,
all in half an hour.

597
00:32:23,312 --> 00:32:25,679
You think I'm
trying to make love?

598
00:32:25,748 --> 00:32:28,581
Let's not insult
my intelligence.

599
00:32:28,651 --> 00:32:32,143
Ordinarily, you sit, I serve.

600
00:32:32,222 --> 00:32:34,554
You talk, I listen.

601
00:32:34,624 --> 00:32:37,116
When you put the Moo Shu Pork
on the paper plates,

602
00:32:37,194 --> 00:32:40,685
<i>it's a sure sign
I'm gonna get shtupped.</i>

603
00:32:40,763 --> 00:32:44,564
Where'd a nice Presbyterian
girl pick up words like that?

604
00:32:44,635 --> 00:32:47,196
<i>From you while you
were shtupping me.</i>

605
00:32:47,272 --> 00:32:50,866
Oscar, how do you think
that makes me feel?

606
00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:53,638
How do you think I feel?

607
00:32:53,712 --> 00:32:57,809
Great, judging from the smug look
on your face.

608
00:32:57,884 --> 00:32:59,441
You make me happy.

609
00:32:59,518 --> 00:33:02,715
What do you want from me
after we make love?

610
00:33:02,787 --> 00:33:06,884
I'd like a little talk,
human contact.

611
00:33:06,959 --> 00:33:09,224
Honey,

612
00:33:09,295 --> 00:33:13,425
it breaks my heart to have
to steal these little moments.

613
00:33:13,499 --> 00:33:17,334
It won't be this way for long.
When I tell Gloria about us,

614
00:33:17,404 --> 00:33:20,396
we'll be able to go
to real restaurants.

615
00:33:20,474 --> 00:33:24,205
<i>Tell her? This is something
you're planning to do?</i>

616
00:33:24,278 --> 00:33:28,079
I can't tell her now.
She has a gallbladder condition.

617
00:33:28,149 --> 00:33:30,776
It might kill her.

618
00:33:30,851 --> 00:33:34,845
I don't know how I'd get
through this without you.

619
00:33:34,923 --> 00:33:38,121
You've been wonderful
through the whole thing.

620
00:33:39,127 --> 00:33:41,493
You know,

621
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:44,397
I'm not really
hungry anymore.

622
00:33:46,669 --> 00:33:49,968
Okay. We'll use
the time to talk.

623
00:33:52,341 --> 00:33:55,470
How'd your dinner
go tonight?

624
00:33:55,545 --> 00:33:59,139
- I didn't exactly get what I wanted.
- What a shame.

625
00:33:59,215 --> 00:34:02,617
I said, "$500,000.
That's my last offer."

626
00:34:02,686 --> 00:34:04,779
I'll let 'em dangle a while.

627
00:34:04,854 --> 00:34:07,346
I'm willing to go higher.

628
00:34:07,425 --> 00:34:10,052
This is the fish market
we're talking about?

629
00:34:10,126 --> 00:34:11,822
<i>Yes.</i>

630
00:34:11,896 --> 00:34:14,831
How high are you willing to go?

631
00:34:14,899 --> 00:34:17,528
If I have to, $1,200,000.

632
00:34:17,603 --> 00:34:19,365
You're clever.

633
00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:22,669
<i>- I've been doing this.
- You really need this land...</i>

634
00:34:22,741 --> 00:34:26,404
<i>- or the project falls apart.
- He doesn't know that.</i>

635
00:34:26,478 --> 00:34:29,276
What if he just
won't sell?

636
00:34:29,348 --> 00:34:32,613
$1,500,000.
That's as high as I'll go.

637
00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:40,623
I gotta get some sleep.
I got a big day tomorrow.

638
00:34:40,693 --> 00:34:42,752
Oscar, I don't know
how you do it.

639
00:34:42,829 --> 00:34:44,593
<i>- Good night.
- Good night.</i>

640
00:34:45,799 --> 00:34:47,994
<i>- [Doorbell]
- I'll get it.</i>

641
00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:50,536
<i>[Nancy]
Thank you. I just need a second.</i>

642
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,500
- Hi.
- Hi.

643
00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,372
What do you think?
Is it too weird?

644
00:35:01,449 --> 00:35:04,282
- What?
- My dress.

645
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,947
I don't want to freak
your mother out.

646
00:35:07,023 --> 00:35:09,855
Well, it's different.

647
00:35:09,924 --> 00:35:12,553
It's great.
It's just different.

648
00:35:12,628 --> 00:35:15,791
Do you think
it's too much for the opera?

649
00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:17,765
<i>- No.
- I've worked all week.</i>

650
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:22,133
Last night, I took it apart
and did it over.

651
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:24,230
I'm all set.

652
00:35:24,308 --> 00:35:27,072
Betsy, what a dress!

653
00:35:27,144 --> 00:35:29,339
What a dress!

654
00:35:29,413 --> 00:35:31,973
I'll get Henry.
He's having a bite.

655
00:35:32,049 --> 00:35:33,983
You look smashing!

656
00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:36,350
Henry, Betsy's here.

657
00:35:36,421 --> 00:35:40,790
She looks like an explosion
in a dress factory.

658
00:35:40,858 --> 00:35:43,053
It can't be that bad.

659
00:35:47,633 --> 00:35:50,192
Kaboom!
Hey! Wow!

660
00:35:50,268 --> 00:35:53,136
You know, it gets cold
there at night.

661
00:35:53,205 --> 00:35:57,198
You should have something
around your shoulders.

662
00:35:57,276 --> 00:36:01,508
This would look sensational
with that outfit.

663
00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:03,742
Oh, fabulous.

664
00:36:03,817 --> 00:36:05,751
I'll get my purse and we'll go.

665
00:36:05,819 --> 00:36:08,014
<i>- Thank you. It really...
- [Door Closes]</i>

666
00:36:08,088 --> 00:36:09,919
Covers my dress.

667
00:36:09,989 --> 00:36:12,184
My parents aren't free spirits.

668
00:36:12,258 --> 00:36:15,251
Being creative is
buying low and selling high.

669
00:36:15,329 --> 00:36:19,492
Maybe next time
you could pull back a little?

670
00:36:19,566 --> 00:36:22,502
Wear something
a little squarer?

671
00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:26,769
My clothes are like this.
I'll spend my life in this cape.

672
00:36:26,842 --> 00:36:30,641
Be creative, just don't
let it show so much.

673
00:36:30,711 --> 00:36:33,977
You'll have an easier time
with them.

674
00:36:34,049 --> 00:36:36,415
Let's go.
We don't want to be late.

675
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:39,454
You look fabulous
in that cape.

676
00:36:39,521 --> 00:36:41,045
Fabulous.

677
00:36:41,123 --> 00:36:43,422
- You okay?
- Fabulous.

678
00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:48,226
[Betsy] he's too damn worried
about what his parents think.

679
00:36:48,297 --> 00:36:52,427
They're gonna be unhappy
with parts of the wedding.

680
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,437
You marry each other,

681
00:36:54,505 --> 00:36:57,167
but have to worry
about other people.

682
00:36:57,241 --> 00:37:00,904
- Our wedding was like that.
- How?

683
00:37:00,978 --> 00:37:02,843
Dad didn't want
to hurt his family...

684
00:37:02,913 --> 00:37:05,712
by getting married
in a synagogue.

685
00:37:05,784 --> 00:37:09,241
I didn't want to hurt mine
by marrying in a church.

686
00:37:09,319 --> 00:37:12,414
That's why we went
to the Justice of the Peace.

687
00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:14,651
Five minutes
in a dingy office.

688
00:37:14,726 --> 00:37:18,753
- That must've been awful.
- We both felt disappointed.

689
00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:21,823
That's why he's making
a production of yours.

690
00:37:21,901 --> 00:37:24,961
You never got to step
on the glass or anything?

691
00:37:25,037 --> 00:37:26,868
No.
I missed that.

692
00:37:26,939 --> 00:37:29,100
We came from
different backgrounds.

693
00:37:29,175 --> 00:37:31,473
It's hard to make them mesh.

694
00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:34,810
I realize how different
Jake and I are.

695
00:37:34,881 --> 00:37:37,747
- We're really different!
- Yeah!

696
00:37:37,817 --> 00:37:41,754
Different is good.
Dad and I are different.

697
00:37:41,822 --> 00:37:46,760
I'd like some cabbage soup,
sour cream. He eats...

698
00:37:46,828 --> 00:37:50,320
salami and hot peppers
with eggplant and gorgonzola.

699
00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:52,593
This is what they feed
to laboratory animals...

700
00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:54,897
when they want to
pump their stomachs.

701
00:37:54,969 --> 00:37:58,769
When you're just like someone,
it can be so boring.

702
00:38:01,677 --> 00:38:04,771
<i>I never realized how much
Jake and I are different.</i>

703
00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:08,146
<i>Now I'm starting
to get worried.</i>

704
00:38:08,217 --> 00:38:10,913
<i>Jake's family
isn't loose like ours.</i>

705
00:38:10,986 --> 00:38:13,285
When we go out to eat,

706
00:38:13,356 --> 00:38:16,587
Jake checks to make sure
he's eating with the right forks.

707
00:38:16,659 --> 00:38:18,627
<i>- Me, I just eat.
- That doesn't matter.</i>

708
00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:21,289
I like music.
It puts Dad to sleep.

709
00:38:21,364 --> 00:38:23,025
I like peace and quiet.

710
00:38:23,099 --> 00:38:25,534
To him, life's
an amusement park.

711
00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:29,699
<i>After a while, you start
to realize that that is fun.</i>

712
00:38:29,773 --> 00:38:31,900
That it's fun
to be different.

713
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,310
You complement each other,
learn from one another.

714
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:39,213
<i>It's really very stimulating...</i>

715
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:42,082
to see life
from a different point of view.

716
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:45,179
To introduce each other
to new things.

717
00:38:45,257 --> 00:38:47,225
- Oh!
- [Gasp]

718
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,351
Oh, my goodness!

719
00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:53,489
- Do you want to kill yourself?
- Let's go home.

720
00:38:53,566 --> 00:38:56,000
Why can't you do
one thing at a time?

721
00:38:56,068 --> 00:38:57,000
I'm fine.

722
00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:58,434
<i>Why do you want
to hurt yourself?</i>

723
00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:02,304
- You have children.
- I'm okay.

724
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:05,209
I am not coming
back here again!

725
00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:08,874
Do I have to see you fall
on your head or something?

726
00:39:08,949 --> 00:39:11,383
This illustrates my point.

727
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:13,314
Good night.

728
00:39:37,812 --> 00:39:39,211
Hold it!
I'm a police officer.

729
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,045
Good evening. Stevie Dee.

730
00:39:42,117 --> 00:39:45,245
You scared me.
All I heard was footsteps.

731
00:39:45,321 --> 00:39:47,413
<i>Sorry if I upset you.</i>

732
00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:51,357
Perhaps you'd like
a little dinner?

733
00:39:51,427 --> 00:39:53,919
- It's midnight.
- I understand.

734
00:39:53,997 --> 00:39:58,092
Since you get off a long shift,
you might be a little hungry.

735
00:39:58,167 --> 00:40:00,159
No, thanks.
I gotta get home.

736
00:40:00,237 --> 00:40:01,966
<i>I don't want to impose.</i>

737
00:40:02,038 --> 00:40:06,135
I just want you to know
that I'm at your service.

738
00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:08,143
If you need anything,

739
00:40:08,211 --> 00:40:12,171
<i>if anybody ever bothers you,
even in the smallest way,</i>

740
00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,184
please call me.

741
00:40:14,252 --> 00:40:16,618
I'm a cop.

742
00:40:16,687 --> 00:40:19,918
If anybody bothers me,
I arrest them.

743
00:40:19,991 --> 00:40:23,257
Naturally.
I just want you...

744
00:40:23,328 --> 00:40:25,819
Excuse me.

745
00:40:27,366 --> 00:40:30,927
I want you to know
that I am at your service.

746
00:40:31,003 --> 00:40:32,938
I'm not ashamed to say this.

747
00:40:33,006 --> 00:40:35,406
I think a man should reveal
this kind of thing.

748
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:38,911
I think about you
all the time.

749
00:40:40,747 --> 00:40:44,013
Can I give you a lift?
Get you a taxi?

750
00:40:44,084 --> 00:40:48,042
No. I'll be fine.
Thank you.

751
00:40:51,725 --> 00:40:53,693
Thank you.

752
00:41:01,169 --> 00:41:04,764
% % ["America The Beautiful"]

753
00:41:11,847 --> 00:41:15,283
<i>[Henry] Did the kids tell you
about the apartment?</i>

754
00:41:15,351 --> 00:41:16,181
No. What?

755
00:41:16,251 --> 00:41:19,050
I got around to going
to their new place.

756
00:41:19,121 --> 00:41:21,646
It's cute. The thing is,

757
00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:25,786
I can get them a fabulous
Eastside apartment.

758
00:41:25,862 --> 00:41:28,831
I'll buy it and rent it to them.

759
00:41:28,899 --> 00:41:32,300
I need your help
in telling Uncle Oscar.

760
00:41:32,369 --> 00:41:36,999
I said, "Your honeymoon
is something you'll remember.

761
00:41:37,074 --> 00:41:41,478
<i>"The Georges Cinq in Paris
or the Villa D'Este on Lake Como.</i>

762
00:41:41,546 --> 00:41:44,913
Not a little bed and breakfast
in Nova Scotia."

763
00:41:44,983 --> 00:41:47,713
- Maybe you don't agree.
- I think Paris is beautiful.

764
00:41:47,785 --> 00:41:50,948
- Yes!
- I don't know the other place.

765
00:41:51,022 --> 00:41:53,389
I think the kids want to rough it:

766
00:41:53,459 --> 00:41:55,586
- Sleeping bags, bikes.
- [Chuckle]

767
00:41:55,661 --> 00:41:57,652
They'll come home
covered with ticks.

768
00:41:57,730 --> 00:42:01,996
My dog spends half the time
at the vet from roughing it.

769
00:42:02,067 --> 00:42:05,629
If you talked to them,
they'd listen to you.

770
00:42:05,705 --> 00:42:07,797
They know how sensible you are.

771
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:10,934
I think they're trying
to stay within a budget.

772
00:42:11,011 --> 00:42:13,104
Aren't we lucky to have
children with values?

773
00:42:13,179 --> 00:42:15,080
Henry and I'll pay for it.

774
00:42:15,149 --> 00:42:19,245
I know the exact room
on Lake Como they should have.

775
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,550
Oh, God!
Wouldn't it be funny...

776
00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:24,820
if we showed up for dinner
at the next table?

777
00:42:24,893 --> 00:42:27,087
What a hoot!

778
00:42:27,161 --> 00:42:30,153
Listen, Henry and I...

779
00:42:30,231 --> 00:42:33,030
want to contribute the cake.

780
00:42:33,101 --> 00:42:36,764
These people make an 18-layer...

781
00:42:36,838 --> 00:42:40,137
lemon and cream thing
that is to die for.

782
00:42:40,208 --> 00:42:43,144
It's so subtle
you can't even taste it.

783
00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:47,045
<i>This will not taste like it came
from the corner bakery.</i>

784
00:42:48,651 --> 00:42:52,348
Who the hell wants
a cake you can't taste?

785
00:42:52,422 --> 00:42:55,755
Better turn my piece in.
I thought I tasted that.

786
00:42:55,825 --> 00:42:57,884
They're gonna
take over the wedding...

787
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,395
and take the guts out of it.

788
00:43:00,464 --> 00:43:02,591
They just want to help.
What's wrong?

789
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:06,033
How are they gonna do something
from Jake's ethnic background?

790
00:43:06,103 --> 00:43:08,936
<i>They think maybe they're Scottish.</i>

791
00:43:09,006 --> 00:43:11,373
The family has no texture.
They don't want any.

792
00:43:11,443 --> 00:43:14,139
<i>They just want
to be correct!</i>

793
00:43:14,212 --> 00:43:17,477
We're gonna have correct,
invisible grandchildren.

794
00:43:17,549 --> 00:43:19,483
No talking, running, screaming.

795
00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:22,544
We won't know they visited
until they write a thank you note.

796
00:43:22,621 --> 00:43:26,717
- Jake's not like that.
- He's trying to break out.

797
00:43:26,792 --> 00:43:30,523
<i>He thinks if he marries Betsy,
he'll become visible.</i>

798
00:43:30,596 --> 00:43:33,794
What if she disappears?

799
00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:37,029
It's a wedding,
not the "Land of the Living Dead."

800
00:43:37,103 --> 00:43:40,198
- % % [Radio]
- You're too affected by this.

801
00:43:40,273 --> 00:43:42,901
Relax. Enjoy yourself.

802
00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:46,309
- I am admitting to what I feel.
- And I'm not?

803
00:43:46,379 --> 00:43:49,178
You're always telling me
how I'm feeling.

804
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:52,219
I don't understand
how your mind works.

805
00:43:52,286 --> 00:43:55,722
You have this incredible
imagination, dreams.

806
00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:58,850
Sometimes you don't know
what you're going through.

807
00:43:58,926 --> 00:44:01,725
You're treating this
like one of your projects,

808
00:44:01,797 --> 00:44:04,994
a bunch of stuff
you're gonna organize,

809
00:44:05,067 --> 00:44:07,627
juggle around and pull together
at the last minute.

810
00:44:07,703 --> 00:44:10,570
Your daughter is leaving,
and you're not dealing with it.

811
00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:12,631
Let's deal with it.

812
00:44:12,709 --> 00:44:14,802
We'll call up Missing Persons...

813
00:44:14,878 --> 00:44:17,108
and put her face
on a milk carton.

814
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:19,774
Well, I'm laughing at that!
Hear that?

815
00:44:19,849 --> 00:44:22,613
<i>[Betsy]
He's so into everything all posed.</i>

816
00:44:22,685 --> 00:44:25,813
I don't know why we can't
have candid pictures.

817
00:44:25,889 --> 00:44:28,050
What's this Dad has about video?

818
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,685
I don't want to get married
with cameras in my face.

819
00:44:30,761 --> 00:44:35,323
- He wants to remember it.
- Can't he pay close attention?

820
00:44:35,399 --> 00:44:37,333
When you were 11,

821
00:44:37,401 --> 00:44:41,395
you wouldn't eat lettuce
out of solidarity with farm workers.

822
00:44:41,473 --> 00:44:44,999
These rich people are gonna
give you crystal salad bowls.

823
00:44:45,075 --> 00:44:47,567
It's not like I'm buying
their philosophy.

824
00:44:47,646 --> 00:44:51,014
I'm just registering for gifts
to make Jake’s parents happy.

825
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:53,711
You know what would
make his parents happy?

826
00:44:53,786 --> 00:44:57,449
If she bought a steel mill
and busted a union.

827
00:44:58,791 --> 00:45:01,385
Watching me register at Tiffany's...

828
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:03,861
nearly sent my mom
to the hospital.

829
00:45:03,931 --> 00:45:06,228
What difference does it make
where the gifts come from?

830
00:45:06,299 --> 00:45:07,995
It's the symbolism.

831
00:45:08,068 --> 00:45:12,266
Mom went to Selma,
the Chicago Convention in '68.

832
00:45:12,339 --> 00:45:14,103
She ran the peace movement
in our little town.

833
00:45:14,175 --> 00:45:16,108
That was her life.

834
00:45:16,176 --> 00:45:19,578
Your parents are awfully
involved with their children.

835
00:45:19,647 --> 00:45:21,114
What?

836
00:45:21,182 --> 00:45:23,912
Forget it.
This is getting me nuts.

837
00:45:23,985 --> 00:45:27,785
It's the wedding
that ate New York!

838
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:31,189
Endless drafts on the seating.
Serve peanuts or cashews?

839
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:33,751
<i>Everything's a summit meeting
with your parents.</i>

840
00:45:33,829 --> 00:45:36,559
- They are paying for it.
- They didn't have to.

841
00:45:36,632 --> 00:45:37,963
This could've been so easy.

842
00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:40,228
Your parents are accustomed
to giving orders,

843
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:43,431
but that doesn't mean
it's easy to follow them.

844
00:45:43,506 --> 00:45:46,668
You know what you get from
your mother that I really hate?

845
00:45:46,742 --> 00:45:49,109
All this class warfare stuff.

846
00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:52,080
My mother's not thinking
of coming on our honeymoon!

847
00:45:52,148 --> 00:45:55,083
We better get off this.
How 'bout a movie?

848
00:45:55,151 --> 00:45:58,143
<i>My parents aren't trying
to move us into an apartment...</i>

849
00:45:58,222 --> 00:46:01,055
that's so rich I'd be
embarrassed to invite friends.

850
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,218
Do you have to be so "sixties"?

851
00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:07,321
- I can't help my family has money.
- I can't help if mine has values.

852
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:09,833
Like your father trying
to impress with a wedding...

853
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:14,167
- he can't even afford?
- My father has a big Italian family.

854
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,639
We have two dozen relatives
we couldn't invite...

855
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:19,438
so yours could invite
business associates.

856
00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:23,107
- That's values?
- If yours is so goddamned superior,

857
00:46:23,182 --> 00:46:26,014
I can't understand why
you'd want to break up the act.

858
00:46:26,084 --> 00:46:29,714
- Maybe I won't.
- I'm gonna go see a movie.

859
00:46:29,789 --> 00:46:32,987
Try making it
a double feature!

860
00:46:35,068 --> 00:46:38,038
Jitters.
This is what we went through.

861
00:46:38,105 --> 00:46:41,097
People get crazy
when they get married.

862
00:46:41,175 --> 00:46:43,736
I'm really thinking
of calling it off.

863
00:46:43,812 --> 00:46:46,803
- You'll get over this.
- How do you know?

864
00:46:46,881 --> 00:46:49,180
I already paid for
the wine, tent, caterer.

865
00:46:49,251 --> 00:46:51,913
We're talking
about our daughter.

866
00:46:51,987 --> 00:46:55,980
We're gonna lose money,
and she'll marry him anyway.

867
00:46:56,057 --> 00:46:58,548
She loves him.
She doesn't want to break up.

868
00:46:58,627 --> 00:47:01,927
She's been under tremendous
pressure from those people.

869
00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:04,625
They're like a noose
around her neck.

870
00:47:04,699 --> 00:47:08,101
- Don't talk about them like that.
- Not Jake. I love Jake.

871
00:47:08,171 --> 00:47:10,799
So do I,
and don't talk about his family.

872
00:47:10,873 --> 00:47:13,172
Betsy, call him up.

873
00:47:13,243 --> 00:47:15,938
Make a date for coffee
and talk it over.

874
00:47:16,012 --> 00:47:17,173
No. Forget it.

875
00:47:17,247 --> 00:47:19,647
- Didn't she say she loves him?
- Yes.

876
00:47:19,716 --> 00:47:22,709
- Why won't she marry him?
- You're getting crazy.

877
00:47:22,787 --> 00:47:24,777
I went into hock
and into business...

878
00:47:24,855 --> 00:47:27,153
with your sleazy brother-in-law...

879
00:47:27,224 --> 00:47:29,921
and that orangutan
he has for a partner.

880
00:47:29,994 --> 00:47:31,985
She loves him. That's it.

881
00:47:32,063 --> 00:47:34,861
No more indecision.
She marries him!

882
00:47:34,933 --> 00:47:38,869
What about if the two of you
talked it over with a friend?

883
00:47:38,937 --> 00:47:42,101
- Maybe you'd see it differently.
- We did talk.

884
00:47:42,174 --> 00:47:44,334
That's how I decided
to move out.

885
00:47:44,409 --> 00:47:46,469
The wedding lasts for one day,

886
00:47:46,545 --> 00:47:49,139
but we're the ones
that have to live together!

887
00:47:49,215 --> 00:47:51,150
I don't want to push you,

888
00:47:51,218 --> 00:47:54,152
but I don't think you
really want to break up.

889
00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:58,248
I've never seen you
so happy as you are with him.

890
00:47:58,325 --> 00:48:00,987
Talk it over.
Try to be reasonable.

891
00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:04,121
I'm doing my best!
What do you want?

892
00:48:04,197 --> 00:48:08,760
I want you to be reasonable,
for God's sake!

893
00:48:08,836 --> 00:48:10,997
I'm gonna go to Connie's.

894
00:48:11,072 --> 00:48:13,166
Oh, come on.
What are you...

895
00:48:13,242 --> 00:48:15,971
What are you going
to Connie's for?

896
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:19,473
Let her go.

897
00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:22,415
She knows she's gonna marry him.

898
00:48:22,484 --> 00:48:26,818
She's just putting me
through this for nothing.

899
00:48:26,889 --> 00:48:29,357
How can you be so calm like that?

900
00:48:29,424 --> 00:48:32,519
'Cause I have that headache
I get just before I throw up.

901
00:48:44,774 --> 00:48:47,403
I don't have a lot of time.

902
00:48:47,478 --> 00:48:48,740
I have a class.

903
00:48:48,812 --> 00:48:51,610
I'll walk with you.
You all right?

904
00:48:51,682 --> 00:48:54,845
Jake and I talked
and worked it out.

905
00:48:54,919 --> 00:48:57,046
You were right.
Let's forget about it.

906
00:48:57,121 --> 00:49:00,114
I love you.
I don't want you to be mad at me.

907
00:49:00,191 --> 00:49:03,820
I'm not.
It's just we're under this pressure.

908
00:49:03,895 --> 00:49:06,125
You guys
really got to lighten up.

909
00:49:06,197 --> 00:49:08,791
We can do that.

910
00:49:08,867 --> 00:49:11,496
I just want you to be happy.

911
00:49:11,570 --> 00:49:15,028
If you don't want to use
my cousin's band, forget it.

912
00:49:15,107 --> 00:49:16,972
If you don't want
a religious ceremony,

913
00:49:17,043 --> 00:49:18,635
Mom knows a judge.

914
00:49:18,711 --> 00:49:22,045
Only a few more weeks.
You oughta be enjoying this.

915
00:49:22,115 --> 00:49:24,548
- You got to lighten up, too.
- I know.

916
00:49:24,617 --> 00:49:27,610
Come to the house for dinner,
have a few laughs.

917
00:49:27,688 --> 00:49:30,657
- Forget about the wedding.
- Great.

918
00:49:30,724 --> 00:49:32,625
You sure you don't want
my cousin's band?

919
00:49:32,694 --> 00:49:34,456
- Dad!
- I'm kidding!

920
00:49:34,528 --> 00:49:37,726
<i>[Eddie] Everybody's a little
strange in this family.</i>

921
00:49:37,799 --> 00:49:40,233
Did she ever do
her ape thing for you?

922
00:49:40,301 --> 00:49:41,859
- You do an ape thing?
- No.

923
00:49:41,936 --> 00:49:44,302
- Do the ape thing.
- What ape thing?

924
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:46,897
He's got to know
what he's getting into.

925
00:49:46,975 --> 00:49:48,033
I don't think so.

926
00:49:48,109 --> 00:49:49,975
- Come on.
- Okay.

927
00:49:50,045 --> 00:49:52,912
Watch this.

928
00:49:52,981 --> 00:49:55,542
[Ape Sounds]

929
00:49:55,617 --> 00:49:58,882
- That was beautiful.
- We're very proud of her.

930
00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:02,652
<i>% % Gee I really love you
and we're% %</i>

931
00:50:02,726 --> 00:50:06,162
<i>% % Gonna get married% %</i>

932
00:50:06,229 --> 00:50:10,666
<i>% % Goin'to the chapel of love% %</i>

933
00:50:10,734 --> 00:50:13,760
<i>% % Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah% %</i>

934
00:50:13,837 --> 00:50:19,276
<i>% % Goin'to the chapel of love% % % %</i>

935
00:50:19,343 --> 00:50:21,277
I'm hip.
You want me to say...

936
00:50:21,345 --> 00:50:23,643
"husband and wife"
instead of "man and wife."

937
00:50:23,714 --> 00:50:26,774
And leave "obey" out of
"love, honor, and obey."

938
00:50:26,851 --> 00:50:27,784
Right.

939
00:50:27,853 --> 00:50:30,754
We'd like you
to leave out "God" too.

940
00:50:31,857 --> 00:50:34,018
Will that be a problem?

941
00:50:34,092 --> 00:50:36,583
Why? It's nice
for your Grandpa Morris.

942
00:50:36,661 --> 00:50:40,860
We just don't want anything
religious in the service.

943
00:50:40,933 --> 00:50:43,093
It means a lot to us.

944
00:50:43,168 --> 00:50:46,832
What about
stepping on the glass?

945
00:50:46,906 --> 00:50:49,101
What does that represent, exactly?

946
00:50:49,175 --> 00:50:50,666
Different things.

947
00:50:50,744 --> 00:50:53,303
Mainly it's supposed to signify...

948
00:50:53,379 --> 00:50:56,042
the destruction of the Temple.

949
00:50:56,116 --> 00:50:59,210
That sounds pretty religious.

950
00:50:59,286 --> 00:51:02,915
Some people say it represents
the breaking of the hymen.

951
00:51:04,625 --> 00:51:06,855
I don't think so.

952
00:51:06,927 --> 00:51:09,761
I think I got one you'll like:

953
00:51:09,831 --> 00:51:12,560
Breaking with the past
and moving on to the future.

954
00:51:12,634 --> 00:51:14,966
You no longer belong
to your parents' house.

955
00:51:15,036 --> 00:51:18,005
- That's good.
- I like that.

956
00:51:18,073 --> 00:51:21,305
Good! We'll say
it's breaking with the past.

957
00:51:21,377 --> 00:51:24,005
Grandpa Morris will know
it's the destruction of the Temple.

958
00:51:26,749 --> 00:51:29,446
Betsy, if I knew
it was leaking,

959
00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:31,953
I'd have fixed it myself.

960
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:34,319
Someone will be there
in the morning.

961
00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:36,222
Good-bye, darling.

962
00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:40,320
I'm so sorry I let those kids
into my building.

963
00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:43,889
- They're obsessed with plumbing.
- They had me over for tea.

964
00:51:43,967 --> 00:51:46,630
Keep away from them.

965
00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:49,969
They invited me to their wedding.
Sounds wonderful.

966
00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:53,340
Oh, it'll be fantastic!
Sit next to my wife.

967
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:57,245
The two of you can talk about
how I leave you both alone.

968
00:51:57,315 --> 00:52:00,843
You can't be in the same room
with my wife!

969
00:52:00,919 --> 00:52:03,079
I already was.

970
00:52:03,155 --> 00:52:04,645
- When?
- At your slumlord trial.

971
00:52:04,723 --> 00:52:08,250
Don't call it a "slumlord" trial.

972
00:52:08,327 --> 00:52:12,457
Oscar, I am going to the wedding.

973
00:52:12,659 --> 00:52:15,993
[Eddie] Put my mother and sister
with the Clarks,

974
00:52:16,064 --> 00:52:19,363
but they'll be with your cousins.

975
00:52:19,434 --> 00:52:20,163
Is that okay?

976
00:52:20,236 --> 00:52:22,465
Whatever is good
for you is good for us.

977
00:52:22,537 --> 00:52:25,563
Your sister doesn't
talk to the Clarks.

978
00:52:25,641 --> 00:52:29,441
- Put the Clarks with the Cohens.
- They owe the Cohens money.

979
00:52:29,512 --> 00:52:32,572
And not with Oscar.
He sued them once.

980
00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:36,106
Do they play an instrument?
They can sit with the band.

981
00:52:36,185 --> 00:52:38,677
Look.
Our cousins are in the way.

982
00:52:38,755 --> 00:52:40,985
We can put them anywhere.

983
00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:43,617
<i>- [Phone Ringing]
- Our side's the problem.</i>

984
00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:44,625
<i>I'll get it.</i>

985
00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:47,162
Maybe put them
with one of my cousins.

986
00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,028
Hello?

987
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:51,534
Yes. One second.
Connie?

988
00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,125
Telephone.

989
00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:56,071
Who's calling, please?

990
00:52:57,442 --> 00:53:00,469
- Who is it?
- Stevie Dee.

991
00:53:00,546 --> 00:53:04,003
Oh, yeah?
Hello?

992
00:53:04,715 --> 00:53:06,650
Yeah.

993
00:53:07,886 --> 00:53:09,877
No.

994
00:53:09,955 --> 00:53:11,980
I don't think so.

995
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:16,520
I'll talk to you...

996
00:53:16,596 --> 00:53:18,996
another time. Bye.

997
00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:22,661
You just got a call
from Stevie Dee.

998
00:53:22,735 --> 00:53:24,669
I know. I just took it.

999
00:53:24,737 --> 00:53:27,798
I mean,
how do you know him?

1000
00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:30,844
- From the site.
- Oh, the site.

1001
00:53:30,911 --> 00:53:33,004
- You know.
- Yeah.

1002
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,072
- And the city.
- And the city. Ah.

1003
00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:40,019
Where did you put me?
Put me with Grandma.

1004
00:53:52,534 --> 00:53:56,767
- Stevie Dee, mind if I join you?
- It would be an honor.

1005
00:53:56,839 --> 00:54:00,468
Those plumbers are gonna
finally get work done.

1006
00:54:00,543 --> 00:54:02,807
I'll be glad to get
those guys out of here.

1007
00:54:02,879 --> 00:54:06,406
They have been remiss
on the slowness on this job.

1008
00:54:06,482 --> 00:54:09,418
I've already told that
to Mr. Henner.

1009
00:54:10,954 --> 00:54:13,752
That's quite a lunch.

1010
00:54:13,824 --> 00:54:16,019
- I like to eat good things.
- It's nice.

1011
00:54:16,093 --> 00:54:19,530
- You like artichoke?
- No, I got a lot.

1012
00:54:19,597 --> 00:54:23,590
I believe that sandwiches
are generally too big.

1013
00:54:23,668 --> 00:54:25,863
Take the meatball sandwich.

1014
00:54:25,937 --> 00:54:28,201
Meatballs don't
go between bread!

1015
00:54:28,273 --> 00:54:30,469
The food falls out of your mouth.

1016
00:54:30,543 --> 00:54:33,670
It's not dignified.

1017
00:54:33,745 --> 00:54:36,510
Congratulations
on your daughter's wedding.

1018
00:54:36,582 --> 00:54:39,745
Are you happy with
the young man she is marrying?

1019
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,082
- Yeah. He's a nice kid.
- Wonderful.

1020
00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:44,554
When parents don't approve
of a prospective son-in-law,

1021
00:54:44,623 --> 00:54:46,785
it is not good.

1022
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:49,795
I would never put myself
in a position like that.

1023
00:54:49,863 --> 00:54:53,026
- Yeah?
- If I loved a young lady,

1024
00:54:53,099 --> 00:54:56,432
I'd make sure
her father liked me.

1025
00:54:56,503 --> 00:54:58,802
I would not give up until he did,

1026
00:54:58,873 --> 00:55:01,170
even if it took
the rest of my life.

1027
00:55:08,149 --> 00:55:10,084
Salut'.

1028
00:55:11,819 --> 00:55:14,653
So long. See ya.

1029
00:55:19,628 --> 00:55:21,721
- Bye.
- Bye.

1030
00:55:23,465 --> 00:55:25,400
I don't mean to intrude.

1031
00:55:25,468 --> 00:55:28,062
Please don't be offended
by my presence.

1032
00:55:28,137 --> 00:55:32,005
You want to talk to me
about something?

1033
00:55:32,075 --> 00:55:34,202
I thought you might
be interested in dinner.

1034
00:55:34,277 --> 00:55:38,442
Anyplace you like.
I have a reservation at Caravelle,

1035
00:55:38,515 --> 00:55:41,483
also at Le Cirque and Lutece.

1036
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:46,920
I'm not dressed.
Those are fancy places.

1037
00:55:46,991 --> 00:55:49,961
We could stop by your apartment.
You could change.

1038
00:55:50,028 --> 00:55:52,723
I would wait in the car.

1039
00:55:52,796 --> 00:55:54,924
Stevie,

1040
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,662
I don't know what to say.

1041
00:55:57,736 --> 00:55:59,830
You're a very nice guy.

1042
00:55:59,905 --> 00:56:02,395
Do not think that
I am pressuring you.

1043
00:56:02,474 --> 00:56:04,408
I would be profoundly saddened...

1044
00:56:04,476 --> 00:56:07,640
if I or anybody caused you
a moment of unhappiness.

1045
00:56:07,713 --> 00:56:12,047
I don't want you to spend a lot
of money on some fancy place...

1046
00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:15,281
where we probably wouldn't
know what we were eating.

1047
00:56:15,354 --> 00:56:17,550
Perhaps you'd like
a good Italian dinner.

1048
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,717
I can take you
to the best place in town.

1049
00:56:20,793 --> 00:56:23,092
I do have to eat dinner.

1050
00:56:23,163 --> 00:56:26,189
Please...
it would be my honor.

1051
00:56:46,388 --> 00:56:48,788
<i>% % Come fly with me% %</i>

1052
00:56:48,857 --> 00:56:52,816
<i>% % Let's fly, let's fly away% %</i>

1053
00:56:54,129 --> 00:56:57,429
<i>% % lf you can use
some exotic views% %</i>

1054
00:56:57,500 --> 00:57:00,799
<i>% % There's a bar in far Bombay% %</i>

1055
00:57:00,870 --> 00:57:02,838
<i>% % Come fly with me% % % %</i>

1056
00:57:07,445 --> 00:57:09,379
So, what would you like?

1057
00:57:09,447 --> 00:57:12,348
I'm extremely interested to know
what you enjoy eating.

1058
00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:14,008
You are?

1059
00:57:14,085 --> 00:57:16,451
I think about you
all the time.

1060
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,921
I hope that doesn't offend you.

1061
00:57:18,990 --> 00:57:22,789
I listen to the radio,
and I think...

1062
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:25,295
what kind of music
does she like?

1063
00:57:25,363 --> 00:57:28,457
Hard Rock?
Easy Listening?

1064
00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:32,060
Maybe classical music, like Sinatra?

1065
00:57:33,572 --> 00:57:37,805
Last night, I was looking
at my plate during dinner.

1066
00:57:37,877 --> 00:57:40,505
I thought to myself,

1067
00:57:40,580 --> 00:57:43,913
does she like veal and peppers
with olive oil,

1068
00:57:43,983 --> 00:57:46,214
or does she like it
with gravy?

1069
00:57:46,286 --> 00:57:49,722
These are the things
that go through my head.

1070
00:57:49,790 --> 00:57:52,816
What would you like?
They'll make anything.

1071
00:57:55,195 --> 00:57:59,360
I'd just like a little salad...

1072
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,958
and some pasta
with tomato and basil.

1073
00:58:02,035 --> 00:58:04,095
Tomato and basil?

1074
00:58:05,406 --> 00:58:08,103
Tomato and basil.
That's beautiful.

1075
00:58:16,722 --> 00:58:18,917
Good night.

1076
00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:22,021
Good night.

1077
00:58:22,094 --> 00:58:24,324
I hope it won't
bother you if I say...

1078
00:58:24,397 --> 00:58:28,357
that this was the most
enjoyable evening of my life.

1079
00:58:28,435 --> 00:58:30,926
Thank you, Stevie.

1080
00:58:31,004 --> 00:58:33,996
I enjoyed it, too, very much.

1081
00:58:35,609 --> 00:58:38,340
I've been working
very closely with your father...

1082
00:58:38,413 --> 00:58:40,471
for some time now.

1083
00:58:40,547 --> 00:58:43,574
I have the highest respect
for your father.

1084
00:58:43,651 --> 00:58:45,619
Thank you.

1085
00:58:45,687 --> 00:58:47,918
You think he would
be offended...

1086
00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:51,550
if I requested your permission
for a kiss good night?

1087
00:58:51,626 --> 00:58:54,528
I don't really
discuss that with him.

1088
00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:57,862
I think you have to
apply to me personally.

1089
00:58:57,933 --> 00:59:00,527
- Would that be...?
- It would be fine.

1090
00:59:24,128 --> 00:59:27,428
Do you want to come in
for a cup of something?

1091
00:59:27,499 --> 00:59:30,763
I don't think that would be
the right thing to do.

1092
00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:34,397
I hold you in very
high esteem, Connie.

1093
00:59:34,473 --> 00:59:36,907
The highest.

1094
00:59:38,344 --> 00:59:41,801
Whatever you need of me...
anything...

1095
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,441
please call.

1096
00:59:55,056 --> 00:59:58,150
<i>% % % % [Radio]</i>

1097
01:00:08,270 --> 01:00:11,295
- What are you doing?
- I'm on a break.

1098
01:00:11,372 --> 01:00:14,399
An hour ago, you were
reading that same magazine.

1099
01:00:14,476 --> 01:00:18,743
I was also on a break
at that time, too.

1100
01:00:18,815 --> 01:00:20,805
I see.

1101
01:00:30,493 --> 01:00:33,485
- What the hell is going on here?
- What?

1102
01:00:33,563 --> 01:00:35,532
Georgie's guys
get $2,000 a week...

1103
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,625
for reading comic books.

1104
01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:39,464
I'm meeting with Georgie.

1105
01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:42,370
I don't think
that's such a good idea.

1106
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,668
Why not?

1107
01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:45,733
He cuts people up
into little meatballs.

1108
01:00:45,811 --> 01:00:47,745
I want some answers.

1109
01:00:47,813 --> 01:00:52,182
Being dead is very boring.
I don't think you'd like it.

1110
01:00:52,251 --> 01:00:54,685
Oscar, this is just a question.

1111
01:00:54,753 --> 01:00:57,882
I'm being told to hire
workers who don't work.

1112
01:00:57,957 --> 01:01:00,186
I don't understand that.

1113
01:01:00,259 --> 01:01:02,990
There are different
ways of working.

1114
01:01:03,062 --> 01:01:05,690
I got a consultant
at $5,000 a week.

1115
01:01:05,765 --> 01:01:07,859
He doesn't even
come to the site.

1116
01:01:07,935 --> 01:01:10,300
What kind of a consultant is that?

1117
01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:12,804
- This is just a question.
- A question.

1118
01:01:12,872 --> 01:01:15,774
He's probably sending in reports...
faxes, modems...

1119
01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:18,777
This project is taking forever,
and it's gonna cost a fortune.

1120
01:01:18,845 --> 01:01:21,542
Don't they care about that?

1121
01:01:21,615 --> 01:01:25,211
How do we know this isn't some
kind of money-laundering thing?

1122
01:01:25,287 --> 01:01:27,380
What? Come on!

1123
01:01:27,455 --> 01:01:30,618
Uncle Georgie has me paying
huge sums of money to these guys.

1124
01:01:30,692 --> 01:01:32,990
That money could be
going back to him.

1125
01:01:33,061 --> 01:01:35,495
Why would he need you
to pay himself?

1126
01:01:35,563 --> 01:01:39,431
Somebody may have to go to jail,
and it ain't gonna be me.

1127
01:01:39,501 --> 01:01:42,801
He's a businessman.
You have to get to know him.

1128
01:01:42,872 --> 01:01:45,636
He's a warm, wonderful person.

1129
01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:48,200
Tell him I want
to have dinner with him.

1130
01:01:48,278 --> 01:01:50,711
I've got a few questions
to ask him.

1131
01:01:50,780 --> 01:01:55,309
- Oscar tells me you're Italian.
- That's right.

1132
01:01:55,385 --> 01:01:57,979
What kind of name is hopper?

1133
01:01:58,055 --> 01:02:00,250
My father changed it.

1134
01:02:00,324 --> 01:02:03,657
- It used to be Scanatanuzzo.
- Scanna-what?

1135
01:02:03,727 --> 01:02:07,562
That was the problem.
He was a salesman.

1136
01:02:07,632 --> 01:02:09,496
In those days,

1137
01:02:09,567 --> 01:02:12,798
you had to have a name
people could remember.

1138
01:02:12,870 --> 01:02:15,305
If he was in
my organization...

1139
01:02:15,374 --> 01:02:18,672
I would just call him
"Stan the Scan."

1140
01:02:18,743 --> 01:02:20,939
Hopper's nice, too.

1141
01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:24,278
What's in a name?
Hey, who said that?

1142
01:02:24,350 --> 01:02:27,218
Nicky the Greek
used to say that.

1143
01:02:27,287 --> 01:02:30,312
No, before him,
that dead guy.

1144
01:02:30,389 --> 01:02:33,791
- That guy that got hit last week?
- Deader than him.

1145
01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:36,658
I don't know
nobody deader than that.

1146
01:02:36,730 --> 01:02:39,130
A couple of real geniuses.

1147
01:02:39,199 --> 01:02:41,633
Shakespeare said it,
you pineapples!

1148
01:02:41,701 --> 01:02:44,671
How come you're not
drinking any wine?

1149
01:02:44,739 --> 01:02:46,764
Thank you.

1150
01:02:46,841 --> 01:02:49,071
I used to give Stevie Dee
a little sip...

1151
01:02:49,143 --> 01:02:51,407
when he was six years old,

1152
01:02:51,479 --> 01:02:54,574
- didn't I?
- A little sip, that's right.

1153
01:02:54,649 --> 01:02:57,140
But you gotta teach
kids responsibility.

1154
01:02:57,219 --> 01:02:59,652
I'd tell him,
"I catch you loaded,

1155
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:03,680
- I bust your fuckin' hands."
- He was a good uncle.

1156
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,854
<i>I hear from Oscar...</i>

1157
01:03:06,929 --> 01:03:10,193
that you're not happy
with our arrangement.

1158
01:03:10,265 --> 01:03:12,359
I have a few questions,

1159
01:03:12,435 --> 01:03:15,370
<i>- but I wouldn't say I'm not happy.
- Good.</i>

1160
01:03:15,438 --> 01:03:18,373
This is my philosophy
of business management.

1161
01:03:18,441 --> 01:03:20,602
When everybody's happy,

1162
01:03:20,676 --> 01:03:23,805
then it's very unusual
that anybody would be unhappy.

1163
01:03:23,881 --> 01:03:27,112
<i>But you can't be happy
with unhappy people...</i>

1164
01:03:27,184 --> 01:03:28,708
<i>contributing miserableness.</i>

1165
01:03:28,786 --> 01:03:31,084
Happy people could make
unhappy people happy...

1166
01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:32,679
by not making others miserable.

1167
01:03:32,756 --> 01:03:35,920
<i>- Pay attention. This is wisdom.
- This brings on...</i>

1168
01:03:35,994 --> 01:03:37,984
misery and depression,

1169
01:03:38,061 --> 01:03:40,496
whereby people start
jumping out of windows...

1170
01:03:40,565 --> 01:03:42,965
and leaping
in front of trains.

1171
01:03:44,202 --> 01:03:47,400
So which is it?
Are you happy or unhappy?

1172
01:03:47,473 --> 01:03:51,204
I'm happy.

1173
01:03:51,277 --> 01:03:53,177
The guy behind you
in the black suit.

1174
01:03:53,245 --> 01:03:56,146
<i>I have a feeling
he is not their accountant.</i>

1175
01:03:56,216 --> 01:03:58,513
<i>[Eddie]
Would you excuse me?</i>

1176
01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:00,848
I have to go
to the bathroom.

1177
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,185
Nature calls, right?

1178
01:04:08,128 --> 01:04:10,096
I gotta go, too.

1179
01:04:10,163 --> 01:04:13,600
What'd they do,
put something in the food?

1180
01:04:13,668 --> 01:04:16,535
I hear you're hanging
around a station house,

1181
01:04:16,604 --> 01:04:19,038
trying to make time
with a cop.

1182
01:04:19,106 --> 01:04:21,074
Give me the check.

1183
01:04:21,142 --> 01:04:24,601
- She's a very fine young lady.
- Yeah?

1184
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:27,705
I'm gonna give you
a little advice about life.

1185
01:04:27,782 --> 01:04:30,843
You follow this,
you won't be sorry.

1186
01:04:30,919 --> 01:04:35,288
Don't screw with your brains
and don't think with your dick.

1187
01:04:35,357 --> 01:04:37,518
That's from the heart.

1188
01:04:37,593 --> 01:04:40,084
What are you doing?

1189
01:04:41,096 --> 01:04:43,793
<i>Hey, get down from there!</i>

1190
01:04:43,867 --> 01:04:46,301
There's too many people
smoking in there.

1191
01:04:46,369 --> 01:04:49,702
- I got to get a little air.
- You're being ridiculous.

1192
01:04:49,772 --> 01:04:51,967
I have a respiration problem.

1193
01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:54,738
If they choke me,
I won't be able to breathe.

1194
01:04:54,812 --> 01:04:56,973
What are we doing
in business with them?

1195
01:04:57,047 --> 01:05:00,107
They have a right to invest,
the same as everyone else.

1196
01:05:00,184 --> 01:05:03,517
- They're criminals!
- You're my wife's sister's husband.

1197
01:05:03,587 --> 01:05:06,716
Would I let you get mixed up
with people like that?

1198
01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:08,758
They're ordinary guys.

1199
01:05:08,826 --> 01:05:11,591
"Ordinary guys"?
I can't believe this.

1200
01:05:11,663 --> 01:05:14,598
Give them a chance,
but watch what you say.

1201
01:05:14,666 --> 01:05:16,760
They're a little sensitive.

1202
01:05:16,836 --> 01:05:18,735
How did they get to be sensitive
and I'm a pussy?

1203
01:05:18,803 --> 01:05:21,136
This is a real mystery.

1204
01:05:21,207 --> 01:05:23,641
<i>Let's stop off...</i>

1205
01:05:23,709 --> 01:05:26,645
<i>and get some ice cream
at La Colombina's.</i>

1206
01:05:26,713 --> 01:05:29,306
Ice cream!
What a great idea!

1207
01:05:29,382 --> 01:05:32,181
You can get it
just like in Florence.

1208
01:05:32,252 --> 01:05:34,846
Hey, we're gonna go
to La Colombina.

1209
01:05:34,922 --> 01:05:37,288
They got everything there.

1210
01:05:37,357 --> 01:05:40,121
They got melon ice cream,
sambuca ice cream.

1211
01:05:40,193 --> 01:05:42,958
Sambuca ice cream.
How about that?

1212
01:05:43,031 --> 01:05:46,364
My wife always says, "how come
you eat the strange ones?

1213
01:05:46,434 --> 01:05:48,834
"You never eat vanilla.

1214
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:52,134
Always persimmon and walnut,
or fig and mangoes."

1215
01:05:52,206 --> 01:05:54,641
I say,
"I like variety."

1216
01:05:54,710 --> 01:05:57,644
She says, "You haven't
had vanilla in 20 years.

1217
01:05:57,712 --> 01:06:00,648
What kind of variety is that?"

1218
01:06:00,716 --> 01:06:02,445
That's a very...

1219
01:06:05,388 --> 01:06:08,185
- Who are they?
- I don't know.

1220
01:06:08,257 --> 01:06:09,918
<i>Get in!</i>

1221
01:06:09,992 --> 01:06:13,190
They're gonna kill us,
the sons of bitches!

1222
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:19,825
- Get in the car!
- I don't want any ice cream.

1223
01:06:20,837 --> 01:06:23,602
<i>- Get in the car!
- Oh, my God.</i>

1224
01:06:23,674 --> 01:06:26,199
Who are they?
Who are they?

1225
01:06:26,277 --> 01:06:29,269
- They're following us.
- They're following us.

1226
01:06:29,347 --> 01:06:31,872
- Don't be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.

1227
01:06:31,949 --> 01:06:34,350
<i>Anselmo!</i>

1228
01:06:34,419 --> 01:06:37,080
<i>What are you doing?
No, no!</i>

1229
01:06:37,154 --> 01:06:39,749
- Don't do that!
- Get on the floor!

1230
01:06:40,859 --> 01:06:43,692
You're gonna get glass all over us!

1231
01:06:43,762 --> 01:06:45,390
Up your ass.

1232
01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:58,604
Everybody, get in a cab.

1233
01:06:58,678 --> 01:07:00,646
Lay on the floor.

1234
01:07:00,713 --> 01:07:03,649
Mickey!
We need four cabs.

1235
01:07:03,717 --> 01:07:06,810
Change that to eight cabs.
Four empty ones.

1236
01:07:06,886 --> 01:07:09,287
That way, anybody follows us,

1237
01:07:09,356 --> 01:07:12,655
it's 6-2 they get the wrong cab.

1238
01:07:12,726 --> 01:07:15,753
My Uncle Georgie can figure
the odds like an adding machine.

1239
01:07:15,830 --> 01:07:18,093
Gentlemen, get in the car.

1240
01:07:18,165 --> 01:07:20,498
- On the floor!
- Get in the cab!

1241
01:07:20,568 --> 01:07:22,934
- Get on the floor.
- Thank you.

1242
01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:37,111
- Our deal is great. Don't be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.

1243
01:07:37,186 --> 01:07:39,245
You talk a lot when you're nervous.

1244
01:07:39,321 --> 01:07:41,847
I was nervous before,
but I'm all right now.

1245
01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:45,861
[Oscar] We go from this to shopping
centers with multiplex theaters.

1246
01:07:53,771 --> 01:07:57,331
<i>[Father] You know what the most
important day of my life was?</i>

1247
01:07:57,407 --> 01:08:00,309
In 1951 we got a TV set.

1248
01:08:00,378 --> 01:08:03,371
In one day I saw
DiMaggio, Durante, Toscanini...

1249
01:08:03,449 --> 01:08:06,144
All in the same day.
I said to myself,

1250
01:08:06,217 --> 01:08:08,651
"Let somebody call me
a guinea now."

1251
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,383
<i>You know why
I changed my name?</i>

1252
01:08:11,457 --> 01:08:14,153
On account of guys
like Uncle Georgie.

1253
01:08:14,226 --> 01:08:16,660
Fellas at work used to holler,

1254
01:08:16,729 --> 01:08:19,391
"Scanatanootz, what do you hear
from the mob?"

1255
01:08:19,465 --> 01:08:22,230
I was embarrassed,
and like a dope,

1256
01:08:22,302 --> 01:08:25,271
<i>I changed my name to Hopper.</i>

1257
01:08:25,338 --> 01:08:28,603
I let those son of a bitches
steal my "Italian-ness" from me.

1258
01:08:28,675 --> 01:08:30,768
You understand?

1259
01:08:35,382 --> 01:08:37,850
<i>[Buzz Saw]</i>

1260
01:08:37,918 --> 01:08:40,113
Good morning.

1261
01:08:40,187 --> 01:08:43,089
Can I help you with that?

1262
01:08:43,158 --> 01:08:45,592
Yeah, thanks.

1263
01:08:46,127 --> 01:08:48,358
In there.

1264
01:08:48,430 --> 01:08:51,661
I'm glad to see that
you got home okay last night.

1265
01:08:51,733 --> 01:08:54,862
- I was up all night thinking.
- I was, too.

1266
01:08:54,937 --> 01:08:57,200
Stevie, here's the thing.

1267
01:08:57,272 --> 01:09:01,369
I don't want to be
in business with your uncle.

1268
01:09:01,444 --> 01:09:03,935
How do I get out of it?

1269
01:09:04,013 --> 01:09:07,710
This is very difficult.
He likes you.

1270
01:09:07,784 --> 01:09:09,649
It's nice to be liked,

1271
01:09:09,719 --> 01:09:12,211
but I don't feel
comfortable in this.

1272
01:09:12,289 --> 01:09:14,450
It's like a personal thing.

1273
01:09:14,525 --> 01:09:16,789
I wish I could help.

1274
01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:18,953
I have great respect for you,

1275
01:09:19,029 --> 01:09:21,965
but I have to show
allegiance to my family.

1276
01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:24,661
There are certain traditions,

1277
01:09:24,736 --> 01:09:26,965
you understand.

1278
01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:29,506
This is a very distressing situation,

1279
01:09:29,574 --> 01:09:33,010
especially because of what
I've been thinking about last night.

1280
01:09:33,077 --> 01:09:35,103
What's that?

1281
01:09:35,181 --> 01:09:37,512
Well,

1282
01:09:37,582 --> 01:09:40,017
I would like to ask you formally,

1283
01:09:40,085 --> 01:09:42,076
and with great respect,

1284
01:09:42,154 --> 01:09:45,783
for permission to start
seeing your daughter.

1285
01:09:46,992 --> 01:09:49,825
I don't even want
to sell you my house.

1286
01:09:49,895 --> 01:09:53,354
I understand, but I ask
with the utmost regards...

1287
01:09:53,433 --> 01:09:55,697
Let me explain something.

1288
01:09:55,769 --> 01:09:58,863
And I'm not saying this
'cause she's my daughter.

1289
01:09:58,939 --> 01:10:02,569
This is a girl with heart,
with soul.

1290
01:10:02,643 --> 01:10:05,577
She's a jewel, not a cupcake.

1291
01:10:05,645 --> 01:10:08,240
I do not regard her as a cupcake.

1292
01:10:08,316 --> 01:10:10,284
I understand your concern.

1293
01:10:10,351 --> 01:10:13,321
I have met some girls
who were true cannolis,

1294
01:10:13,388 --> 01:10:16,356
but I have the highest
respect for Connie.

1295
01:10:16,424 --> 01:10:19,121
With your approval,
I would like to express...

1296
01:10:19,194 --> 01:10:21,924
the seriousness
of my intentions to her.

1297
01:10:21,997 --> 01:10:24,933
How about
if we just think about...

1298
01:10:25,001 --> 01:10:28,527
how I can get out of business
with your uncle?

1299
01:10:28,604 --> 01:10:30,903
Certainly, certainly.

1300
01:10:30,974 --> 01:10:33,807
Perhaps we could both
think about this.

1301
01:10:33,877 --> 01:10:34,809
Good.

1302
01:10:34,879 --> 01:10:37,938
I would not want to cause you
the slightest discomfort.

1303
01:10:38,014 --> 01:10:39,982
Thank you.

1304
01:10:40,049 --> 01:10:42,314
Absolutely.

1305
01:10:45,089 --> 01:10:47,819
Hey, get to work!

1306
01:11:00,899 --> 01:11:03,266
[Grunt]

1307
01:11:05,136 --> 01:11:07,229
<i>Eddie.</i>

1308
01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:10,639
Eddie, Eddie! Wake up!

1309
01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:13,508
It's me, it's me.

1310
01:11:16,749 --> 01:11:18,808
I lost Betsy.

1311
01:11:18,884 --> 01:11:21,046
She was about 10 or 11,

1312
01:11:21,121 --> 01:11:24,579
and this guy without a face
was trying to take her away.

1313
01:11:24,658 --> 01:11:28,219
But the wedding
doesn't bother you.

1314
01:11:28,295 --> 01:11:30,286
The wedding?

1315
01:11:30,364 --> 01:11:32,799
You know what day this is?

1316
01:11:32,867 --> 01:11:35,926
<i>% % Goin'to the chapel% %</i>

1317
01:11:36,003 --> 01:11:40,464
<i>% % And we're gonna get married% %</i>

1318
01:11:42,778 --> 01:11:45,974
You're gonna be
so beautiful tonight.

1319
01:11:46,047 --> 01:11:48,710
Except I won't look like me.

1320
01:11:48,784 --> 01:11:51,150
You'll be lovely.

1321
01:11:51,220 --> 01:11:54,247
Mom, you want me
to be me, right?

1322
01:11:54,324 --> 01:11:56,518
Well, sure.

1323
01:11:56,592 --> 01:12:01,428
- Then I have to change this.
- What, the lace?

1324
01:12:01,498 --> 01:12:04,331
No, the whole thing.

1325
01:12:04,401 --> 01:12:06,335
Oh.

1326
01:12:06,403 --> 01:12:10,431
- Maybe you shouldn't watch this.
- No, that's...

1327
01:12:10,508 --> 01:12:13,500
You go ahead.
You go for it.

1328
01:12:15,045 --> 01:12:17,037
Oh, yeah.

1329
01:12:17,114 --> 01:12:20,379
Maybe I better not watch this.

1330
01:12:20,451 --> 01:12:23,182
<i>% % Gonna get married% %</i>

1331
01:12:23,255 --> 01:12:26,553
<i>% % Gee, I really love you% %</i>

1332
01:12:26,624 --> 01:12:29,958
<i>% % And we're gonna get married% %</i>

1333
01:12:30,028 --> 01:12:35,193
<i>% % Goin'to the chapel of love% %</i>

1334
01:12:37,002 --> 01:12:39,733
Bets?
How serious are you...

1335
01:12:39,806 --> 01:12:42,366
about my not seeing you
before the wedding?

1336
01:12:42,442 --> 01:12:43,875
Come on,

1337
01:12:43,943 --> 01:12:46,571
don't you believe in tradition?

1338
01:12:51,618 --> 01:12:54,484
Listen, I think you're crazy...

1339
01:12:54,554 --> 01:12:56,682
and very strange,

1340
01:12:56,757 --> 01:12:59,453
and that's why
I fell in love with you.

1341
01:12:59,526 --> 01:13:03,190
<i>I can't believe that I tried
to change that in you.</i>

1342
01:13:03,264 --> 01:13:05,424
I just want you to know...

1343
01:13:05,499 --> 01:13:08,333
how glad I am
to be marrying you.

1344
01:13:08,403 --> 01:13:11,338
<i>- I am, too.
- I love you.</i>

1345
01:13:11,406 --> 01:13:13,602
I love you, too.

1346
01:13:13,676 --> 01:13:15,870
Don't change.

1347
01:13:15,944 --> 01:13:18,209
I'll try not to.

1348
01:13:30,827 --> 01:13:33,523
I can't seem
to find your names.

1349
01:13:33,597 --> 01:13:36,896
- What name is it under?
- Don't worry.

1350
01:13:36,967 --> 01:13:40,665
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me. Check again.

1351
01:13:40,738 --> 01:13:44,173
I believe you'll find
our name on that list.

1352
01:13:45,542 --> 01:13:48,171
Would you excuse me
one moment?

1353
01:13:48,246 --> 01:13:51,010
Absolutely.

1354
01:13:51,082 --> 01:13:53,745
...without an invitation.
- What?

1355
01:13:53,819 --> 01:13:57,118
Okay, one second.
Excuse me.

1356
01:14:01,493 --> 01:14:03,984
Can I see you for a second?

1357
01:14:04,062 --> 01:14:06,496
Stevie Dee and Uncle Georgie
are here.

1358
01:14:06,565 --> 01:14:08,659
Did you invite them?

1359
01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:11,363
They'd be insulted
not to be invited.

1360
01:14:11,438 --> 01:14:14,635
What'll it hurt to let them
have something to eat?

1361
01:14:14,707 --> 01:14:18,302
The last time we had dinner,
I nearly drove away dead.

1362
01:14:18,378 --> 01:14:20,745
Three extra people, that's all.

1363
01:14:20,815 --> 01:14:25,445
Let them have some chicken.
A little wing, a claw.

1364
01:14:25,519 --> 01:14:28,613
Oh, Morris, there you are.

1365
01:14:28,689 --> 01:14:30,384
Rose.

1366
01:14:30,458 --> 01:14:33,622
Hello. You look nice.

1367
01:14:33,695 --> 01:14:36,357
How you doin'?

1368
01:15:11,169 --> 01:15:14,899
<i>- [Thunder]
- Do you take Jake to be your husband,</i>

1369
01:15:14,972 --> 01:15:16,964
<i>to cherish him
in sickness and in health,</i>

1370
01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:20,169
<i>- all the days of your life?
- I do.</i>

1371
01:15:20,245 --> 01:15:23,272
<i>Do you, Jake Terence Lovell,</i>

1372
01:15:23,349 --> 01:15:25,782
take Elizabeth to be your wife,

1373
01:15:25,850 --> 01:15:29,048
to love, to cherish her
in sickness and in health,

1374
01:15:29,121 --> 01:15:33,024
<i>- all the days of your life?
- I do.</i>

1375
01:15:33,093 --> 01:15:35,959
Then I pronounce you
husband and wife.

1376
01:15:36,028 --> 01:15:38,327
Now, you can step on the glass,

1377
01:15:38,398 --> 01:15:40,764
which signifies
the destruction of the...

1378
01:15:40,834 --> 01:15:42,961
of times gone by,

1379
01:15:43,036 --> 01:15:45,527
<i>of a turning to the future.</i>

1380
01:15:45,605 --> 01:15:47,630
You belong,
not to your parents,

1381
01:15:47,707 --> 01:15:51,075
<i>but to each other, ;
not to their families,</i>

1382
01:15:51,145 --> 01:15:52,772
<i>but to your own.</i>

1383
01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:57,375
The future,
with God's help, is yours.

1384
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,812
Mazel tov!

1385
01:16:09,836 --> 01:16:11,828
<i>[Thunder]</i>

1386
01:16:12,974 --> 01:16:15,999
<i>% % % % ["Moondance"]</i>

1387
01:16:26,354 --> 01:16:29,586
Excuse me.
May I help you?

1388
01:16:29,658 --> 01:16:31,990
Would you come with me, please?

1389
01:16:32,060 --> 01:16:34,756
There's been a slight mix-up
with the seating.

1390
01:16:41,437 --> 01:16:43,529
Mozzarella!

1391
01:16:48,645 --> 01:16:51,011
<i>[Gloria]
Are you serious?</i>

1392
01:16:52,449 --> 01:16:55,884
<i>Oscar, look at Fran.
She lost 100 pounds.</i>

1393
01:16:55,952 --> 01:16:59,548
Really? You're kidding.

1394
01:16:59,623 --> 01:17:01,887
How'd you do it?

1395
01:17:01,959 --> 01:17:04,189
You look wonderful.

1396
01:17:05,296 --> 01:17:09,165
Hi, all the seats
at my table are taken.

1397
01:17:09,234 --> 01:17:13,101
- Can I sit with you?
- Oh, sure.

1398
01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:16,334
What are you trying to do?
Are you crazy?

1399
01:17:16,408 --> 01:17:20,607
- I hope I'm not imposing.
- Don't be silly.

1400
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:23,546
This is my first meal
in a week...

1401
01:17:23,615 --> 01:17:26,449
that's not take-out Chinese food.

1402
01:17:27,453 --> 01:17:29,751
She's always working.

1403
01:17:29,822 --> 01:17:32,848
I leave the office,
she's working away.

1404
01:17:32,925 --> 01:17:36,726
<i>After a while, you look forward
to something different.</i>

1405
01:17:36,797 --> 01:17:39,459
I never thought
she'd make the wedding.

1406
01:17:39,533 --> 01:17:42,627
Stacks of papers.
That's my secretary.

1407
01:17:49,677 --> 01:17:53,238
I still think about
nothing but you.

1408
01:17:53,314 --> 01:17:55,839
Did you get my letters?

1409
01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:58,010
Yeah.

1410
01:17:58,086 --> 01:18:00,783
I'm embarrassed at
what a coward I've been...

1411
01:18:00,856 --> 01:18:03,449
for not answering them.

1412
01:18:04,727 --> 01:18:07,218
I can't talk
to you about this...

1413
01:18:07,296 --> 01:18:09,857
while we're dancing
to this music.

1414
01:18:09,933 --> 01:18:13,129
Music has a big effect
on you, doesn't it?

1415
01:18:13,202 --> 01:18:14,134
Yeah.

1416
01:18:14,203 --> 01:18:16,434
I admire that.

1417
01:18:16,506 --> 01:18:19,270
Why don't we
sit down for a minute?

1418
01:18:19,342 --> 01:18:21,573
Certainly.

1419
01:18:30,922 --> 01:18:33,857
Stevie,

1420
01:18:33,925 --> 01:18:36,621
I'm very attracted to you.

1421
01:18:36,694 --> 01:18:39,163
I just don't think...

1422
01:18:39,231 --> 01:18:42,199
there's any future
in this for us.

1423
01:18:42,266 --> 01:18:44,963
I think perhaps there is.

1424
01:18:45,037 --> 01:18:47,699
You haven't even
gotten to know me yet,

1425
01:18:47,773 --> 01:18:50,538
and already
you're attracted to me.

1426
01:18:50,610 --> 01:18:52,873
I think that the odds...

1427
01:18:52,945 --> 01:18:55,176
are very good for our future.

1428
01:18:55,248 --> 01:18:57,580
No, no, we...

1429
01:18:57,650 --> 01:19:00,643
We have very different backgrounds.

1430
01:19:00,721 --> 01:19:02,449
I know.

1431
01:19:02,522 --> 01:19:05,423
You're half Jewish.

1432
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:07,790
I could become half Jewish.

1433
01:19:07,861 --> 01:19:10,091
That's not what I mean.

1434
01:19:10,164 --> 01:19:12,098
Stevie,

1435
01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:13,963
I'm a cop,

1436
01:19:15,569 --> 01:19:18,368
and you're...

1437
01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:20,374
not.

1438
01:19:20,442 --> 01:19:23,138
Connie,

1439
01:19:23,211 --> 01:19:26,180
I could be anything
that you want.

1440
01:19:26,247 --> 01:19:29,308
I could do anything
for the woman that I love.

1441
01:19:29,385 --> 01:19:31,852
You are the blood in my veins.

1442
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,321
I would walk through fire for you.

1443
01:19:34,390 --> 01:19:39,418
I believe that people
should think with their heart.

1444
01:19:39,495 --> 01:19:42,760
I will always be available.

1445
01:19:42,832 --> 01:19:45,631
I belong to you.

1446
01:20:23,042 --> 01:20:25,568
Excuse me, Mr. Hopper.

1447
01:20:25,645 --> 01:20:29,081
In our family, it's a tradition
to celebrate a wedding...

1448
01:20:29,149 --> 01:20:32,380
<i>with a very old,
very special grappa.</i>

1449
01:20:32,452 --> 01:20:35,250
Perhaps I can offer a little sip.

1450
01:20:35,321 --> 01:20:40,350
<i>- Sure.
- Now this is a very fine grappa.</i>

1451
01:20:40,428 --> 01:20:42,362
<i>Cent'anni.</i>

1452
01:20:45,533 --> 01:20:47,866
It's good, isn't it?

1453
01:20:47,936 --> 01:20:50,427
Doesn't smell like gasoline.

1454
01:20:50,505 --> 01:20:53,065
Speaking of tradition,

1455
01:20:53,141 --> 01:20:56,872
I have been thinking about
our previous conversation.

1456
01:20:56,945 --> 01:21:00,109
- Yeah?
- I believe sometimes young people...

1457
01:21:00,183 --> 01:21:02,446
observe traditions
in their own way,

1458
01:21:02,517 --> 01:21:04,452
but not always
as their families wish.

1459
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:05,919
I've noticed that.

1460
01:21:05,988 --> 01:21:08,752
This is not always a bad thing.

1461
01:21:08,825 --> 01:21:12,158
Sometimes a young person
has to make their own life.

1462
01:21:13,696 --> 01:21:16,894
For example,
I owe allegiance to my family,

1463
01:21:16,967 --> 01:21:19,401
but I still want
to show respect to you.

1464
01:21:19,470 --> 01:21:21,665
As an act of good faith,

1465
01:21:21,738 --> 01:21:24,571
I believe I can help you
extricate yourself...

1466
01:21:24,641 --> 01:21:27,805
from this arrangement
you have with my Uncle Georgie.

1467
01:21:27,879 --> 01:21:30,347
Um,

1468
01:21:30,415 --> 01:21:33,384
- how would this work?
- I believe...

1469
01:21:33,451 --> 01:21:35,749
I can arrange it
with my uncle...

1470
01:21:35,820 --> 01:21:38,119
for you to come out
even on this.

1471
01:21:38,190 --> 01:21:41,090
You get your house back,
sell it to whomever you want.

1472
01:21:41,159 --> 01:21:43,151
He'll go along with that?

1473
01:21:43,229 --> 01:21:47,097
Just say to him like this:
"I'm not happy."

1474
01:21:47,166 --> 01:21:50,500
In this way, he will understand
that you want out.

1475
01:21:50,570 --> 01:21:54,232
Show him respect by allowing
him to make the decision.

1476
01:21:54,307 --> 01:21:55,535
How?

1477
01:21:55,609 --> 01:21:58,407
You just say to him like this:

1478
01:21:58,478 --> 01:22:02,141
"I don't think I can give you
what you want on this job."

1479
01:22:02,215 --> 01:22:06,016
- And then he lets me go?
- Maybe he kills you,

1480
01:22:06,087 --> 01:22:08,419
but I think he lets you go.

1481
01:22:09,657 --> 01:22:13,252
Please, do not feel
obligated to me in any way.

1482
01:22:13,327 --> 01:22:15,659
This is my pleasure.

1483
01:22:18,467 --> 01:22:20,900
[Indistinct]

1484
01:22:27,409 --> 01:22:29,878
You know, Uncle Georgie,

1485
01:22:29,946 --> 01:22:33,176
I'm always lookin' to figure
what to do with my life.

1486
01:22:33,248 --> 01:22:36,685
Give it some thought,
and you'll know what to do.

1487
01:22:36,753 --> 01:22:39,951
You ask yourself,
"Do I like vending machines?

1488
01:22:40,024 --> 01:22:42,753
Do I like refuse removal?"

1489
01:22:42,825 --> 01:22:47,024
- Refuse can be a very nice life.
- This is what I mean.

1490
01:22:47,097 --> 01:22:51,056
I've been thinking about
my life, what I should do.

1491
01:22:51,135 --> 01:22:54,195
That's what I'm saying.
This is good.

1492
01:22:54,271 --> 01:22:57,207
After thinking about it,
I have finally decided on...

1493
01:22:57,275 --> 01:23:00,267
what would be a good path
for me to take in my life.

1494
01:23:00,345 --> 01:23:02,870
Now you're thinking
with your brains.

1495
01:23:02,948 --> 01:23:07,044
- What are you gonna do?
- Next month,

1496
01:23:07,118 --> 01:23:10,111
<i>I'm gonna apply
to the Police Academy.</i>

1497
01:23:13,259 --> 01:23:16,194
This is some tent
my brother-in-law got me.

1498
01:23:16,262 --> 01:23:17,957
What's wrong with it?

1499
01:23:18,030 --> 01:23:21,363
I want to talk something
over with you.

1500
01:23:21,434 --> 01:23:23,026
Yeah?

1501
01:23:25,639 --> 01:23:29,234
I mean, if that would
meet with your approval.

1502
01:23:29,309 --> 01:23:32,039
<i>I say this with respect...</i>

1503
01:23:32,112 --> 01:23:34,580
for your feelings about talking.

1504
01:23:34,648 --> 01:23:36,742
<i>What is it?</i>

1505
01:23:39,153 --> 01:23:42,554
This is a hell of a tent.
Look at the way this leaks.

1506
01:23:42,624 --> 01:23:45,957
If Oscar told me "rain tent,"
I could have gotten you one.

1507
01:23:46,027 --> 01:23:48,223
What do you expect for nothing?

1508
01:23:48,297 --> 01:23:51,823
Wait.
You got this tent for nothing?

1509
01:23:51,899 --> 01:23:53,868
<i>You got this tent?</i>

1510
01:23:53,936 --> 01:23:57,133
This is a difficult concept.
Yeah, I got the tent.

1511
01:23:58,308 --> 01:24:00,798
<i>[Oscar]
Will you leave it alone?</i>

1512
01:24:00,876 --> 01:24:03,071
You're making it worse.

1513
01:24:03,145 --> 01:24:04,909
<i>Sit down.</i>

1514
01:24:04,981 --> 01:24:06,846
What's this kid's name?

1515
01:24:06,916 --> 01:24:09,351
<i>It's a little leak, that's all.</i>

1516
01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:11,284
Just enjoy yourself.

1517
01:24:11,354 --> 01:24:13,788
Would you like to dance?

1518
01:24:13,857 --> 01:24:16,691
Sure, I'd love to.

1519
01:24:34,846 --> 01:24:38,044
Did you finally
get the fish market?

1520
01:24:38,117 --> 01:24:41,483
The fish market?
Yeah, I got the fish market.

1521
01:24:41,553 --> 01:24:44,421
That guy cost me a fortune.

1522
01:24:44,490 --> 01:24:47,254
It's like he knew
exactly how high I'd go.

1523
01:24:47,327 --> 01:24:50,694
You weren't dealing with him,
you were dealing with me.

1524
01:24:50,763 --> 01:24:51,821
What?

1525
01:24:51,898 --> 01:24:54,766
I bought it from him,
you bought it from me.

1526
01:24:54,835 --> 01:24:57,099
Why would you do that?

1527
01:24:59,073 --> 01:25:01,598
I guess mainly to get even.

1528
01:25:01,675 --> 01:25:03,973
Pretty good, huh?

1529
01:25:04,044 --> 01:25:07,503
Really, be objective.
That's not bad.

1530
01:25:07,582 --> 01:25:09,607
That is disgusting.

1531
01:25:09,684 --> 01:25:12,118
I can't believe you did that.

1532
01:25:12,187 --> 01:25:14,985
How could you do that
to your husband?

1533
01:25:15,056 --> 01:25:17,184
I'm your family.

1534
01:25:17,259 --> 01:25:21,319
You're quite the family man.
You're cheating on your wife!

1535
01:25:21,396 --> 01:25:23,763
<i>You're cheating
on this secretary...</i>

1536
01:25:23,833 --> 01:25:26,324
you're underpaying
and overscrewing.

1537
01:25:26,402 --> 01:25:28,394
This is ridiculous.

1538
01:25:28,472 --> 01:25:31,338
I don't have to listen
to that kind of talk.

1539
01:25:31,407 --> 01:25:34,809
You're a rat, Oscar.
You belong in a pack.

1540
01:25:34,878 --> 01:25:37,346
You don't want people
to hear this.

1541
01:25:37,414 --> 01:25:41,214
If we had children, you probably
would have eaten them.

1542
01:25:41,284 --> 01:25:42,376
I love my family.

1543
01:25:42,452 --> 01:25:45,388
Look at this tent you get
your brother-in-law!

1544
01:25:45,456 --> 01:25:47,947
- Get your hand off of that!
- It's falling apart!

1545
01:25:48,025 --> 01:25:50,721
I said, get your hand off that.

1546
01:25:50,795 --> 01:25:54,526
I am sick and tired
of your insane accusations.

1547
01:25:54,599 --> 01:25:57,194
Let go of that and sit down!

1548
01:25:58,137 --> 01:25:59,603
Sit!

1549
01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:02,663
Oh, Oscar, go fuck yourself.

1550
01:26:10,115 --> 01:26:11,980
<i>Damn it, Oscar!</i>

1551
01:26:12,050 --> 01:26:13,848
I gave you $3,000.

1552
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:16,980
You sold me junk!
You cheated me!

1553
01:26:17,056 --> 01:26:19,456
Cheated you?
I saved your life!

1554
01:26:19,526 --> 01:26:21,858
I loaned you money
when you had nothing!

1555
01:26:21,928 --> 01:26:22,758
Don't poke me.

1556
01:26:22,829 --> 01:26:25,890
I'm always helping you
with money, guidance, advice!

1557
01:26:25,966 --> 01:26:27,991
Don't poke me!

1558
01:26:28,068 --> 01:26:30,002
I'm getting out
of that house deal.

1559
01:26:30,070 --> 01:26:31,196
You're not out!

1560
01:26:31,272 --> 01:26:33,206
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not!

1561
01:26:33,274 --> 01:26:35,266
Yes I am, and don't poke me!

1562
01:26:37,646 --> 01:26:39,579
Am I wet?

1563
01:26:39,647 --> 01:26:41,707
Well, just a little bit.

1564
01:26:41,783 --> 01:26:43,717
You pushed me
through the tent?

1565
01:26:43,785 --> 01:26:44,877
What do you want?

1566
01:26:44,953 --> 01:26:47,946
- You slipped and fell.
- Keep away from me!

1567
01:26:48,024 --> 01:26:50,856
Did you see him push me?
I want your names later.

1568
01:26:50,926 --> 01:26:53,054
Did you see him push me?

1569
01:26:53,129 --> 01:26:56,121
You pocketed $3,000.
I owe a guy a favor for this tent.

1570
01:26:56,199 --> 01:26:58,634
What do you mean, you're out?

1571
01:26:58,702 --> 01:27:01,067
Georgie, with all due respect,

1572
01:27:01,137 --> 01:27:03,163
I'm not happy.

1573
01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:05,834
<i>- What?
- I don't think I can give you...</i>

1574
01:27:05,909 --> 01:27:08,070
what you want on this job.

1575
01:27:08,145 --> 01:27:10,511
I don't need this shit.
You're out.

1576
01:27:10,581 --> 01:27:13,709
- We'll replace him.
- You're out, too.

1577
01:27:13,784 --> 01:27:16,083
- We're associated.
- Associated?

1578
01:27:16,154 --> 01:27:18,884
You clip me for $3,000,
you get me all wet,

1579
01:27:18,956 --> 01:27:21,517
and my nephew's
talking like a citizen.

1580
01:27:21,593 --> 01:27:24,061
Are you trying
to destroy my life?

1581
01:27:24,128 --> 01:27:27,360
Listen to me.
Let's not get emotional about this.

1582
01:27:27,433 --> 01:27:29,457
We can work this out.

1583
01:27:39,311 --> 01:27:41,040
Oh, my God.

1584
01:27:41,113 --> 01:27:43,446
I think we better get out of here.

1585
01:27:43,517 --> 01:27:45,712
Oh, my God!

1586
01:27:51,892 --> 01:27:53,154
Oh, my...

1587
01:28:02,436 --> 01:28:04,097
Betsy!

1588
01:28:24,428 --> 01:28:27,364
% % ["Embraceable You"]

1589
01:28:46,518 --> 01:28:49,452
I'm sorry it didn't turn out
the way I thought it would.

1590
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:52,456
I wanted your wedding to be
something you'd never forget.

1591
01:28:52,524 --> 01:28:55,357
I don't think I could
ever forget this.

1592
01:29:26,094 --> 01:29:28,789
I just felt it.
She's gone.

1593
01:29:28,863 --> 01:29:31,594
- How are you doing?
- What could be bad?

1594
01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:33,634
I just gave her away...

1595
01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,137
in the world's most
expensive pizza parlor,

1596
01:29:36,205 --> 01:29:38,695
and if we're lucky,
we'll break even.

1597
01:29:38,773 --> 01:29:42,039
When we break even,
that's money in the bank.

1598
01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:49,477
I'm very touched
by what you did for my father.

1599
01:29:49,552 --> 01:29:52,488
Connie, it would make me
extremely happy...

1600
01:29:52,556 --> 01:29:55,150
if you would grant
me the honor...

1601
01:29:55,225 --> 01:29:58,217
of considering your
feelings toward me.

1602
01:29:58,295 --> 01:30:00,627
I don't ask for a commitment,

1603
01:30:00,697 --> 01:30:03,826
just that you would
consider what you feel.

1604
01:30:03,902 --> 01:30:05,836
Stevie,

1605
01:30:07,205 --> 01:30:10,504
I'm considering.

1606
01:30:10,575 --> 01:30:14,012
This makes me
the happiest of men.

1607
01:30:20,753 --> 01:30:23,745
Could you start wearing this
off to the side?

1608
01:30:23,822 --> 01:30:26,087
Absolutely.

1609
01:30:38,838 --> 01:30:42,138
Oh, God, please, let them elope!

1610
01:34:01,404 --> 01:34:03,153
---the end---